I was just about to declare (a decade after the fact) that I think Spuffy is definitively better than Bangel.
But I think I need to watch the series again before rushing into this decision.
Spuffy very obviously has a better name though.
I was just about to declare (a decade after the fact) that I think Spuffy is definitively better than Bangel.
But I think I need to watch the series again before rushing into this decision.
Spuffy very obviously has a better name though.
After I took her photo, she stuck her cheek out for a kiss. After I gave her one, she said: “Isn’t love great?”
“Yes it is,” I replied. Then she leaned in and said:
“But sex is better.”
I’m in a meeting at work…
This is what I do in meetings at work now….
Because meetings are boring…
And this is , definitively, not.
DEAN WINCHESTER! HOW DARE YOU DRIVE SO RECKLESSLY! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN HEAVEN AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOU’RE FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER WHEEL OVER THE LINE, CAS WILL TAKE YOUR KEYS! -Oh, and Sammy boy, congratulations on still being alive, your mother and I are so proud.
*dead*
OMG. It took me a minute. OMG. Brilliant!!!!!
YOLO of the Day: High School Student Suspended for Writing “YOLO” on a Test
A Texas high school student has been suspended for writing the word “YOLO” on the essay portion of an exam, then tweeting a photo of the page to school officials. The high school junior defended his actions by noting that the test would have no impact on his G.P.A and would not be screened by universities. However, the Arlington school district felt it was no laughing matter and have disciplined the student with a four-day on-campus suspension.
The only acceptable time to use YOLO is when you do it because you feel like getting suspended from school.
Our job is bullshit. It doesn’t matter. You’re not going to give a shit in year or five years. Don’t like this bum you out.
I dunno you guys. I’m just changing how I do things. If I get fired it will be because I’ve decided to make my work life happier.
Oh and because I read smut in meetings and say our job is bullshit.
I like joy; I want to be joyous; I want to have fun on the set; I want to wear beautiful clothes and look pretty. I want to smile and I want to make people laugh. And that’s all I want. I like it. I like being happy. I want to make others happy.
Happy 90th Birthday, Doris Day! (April 3rd, 1924)
SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS
it was only a ship
how did it end up like this?
it was only a ship
it was only a ship
Dammit. Do I have to write this third movie? Why haven’t we gotten it yet?
April 4th 1965.
I have friends who are conservatives……
And I really, really, REALLY fuckin try to keep them as my friends….
But holy shit are you fuckin kidding me? SHE doesn’t have class? Is eating classless? Is doing a push-up and being healthy classless? Are you just kidding me?