WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC
WHY
Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
librariansoul: liquidiousfleshbag: WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN...
How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
Listening to Les Mis....
Me as Moriarty: No they wooooon't.
moriartyisaprincess: barackobama: feathersmcstrange: polished-trophy-pretty-whore: stuckwithharry...
stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it
Gratuitous Tempest Post
I want to be Helen Mirren. And I watched this the other day, and it was the most beautiful film I have seen in years.
YESSSSS! There is not enough appreciation for this film and her in it. It was AMAZING!
tennantbutt: moncorpsestunecage: tennantbutt: i hope he does...
i hope he does something about this pressing issue
You are a Canadian girl harassing the American president about a British television series…….
shut ur goddamn mouth this is a serious political issue
OMG if anyone can do it then it’s him. Maybe he’ll call Moffat up?
Studying for my Legal Ethics final
I plan to answer every ethical hypothetical with:
“Shoot the hostage.”
YOU’RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doctorwho: Doctor Who Alternate Universe - “I could ask you the...
Doctor Who Alternate Universe - “I could ask you the same question, Doctor.”
└The Doctor runs into Sally Sparrow on a trip to the roaring twenties.elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
THE GODS OF FANDOM HAVE SMILED ON ME TODAY
Huhh!
doctorwho: Matt Smith. Breaks stuff. The last gif. The guy is...
Matt Smith. Breaks stuff.
The last gif. The guy is like “Yes, you did. That’s what you do, Matt. That’s what you do.”
chuckthealmighty: Nothing really needs to be said about this...
deserthooker: AAAAHHHHH OMG WHEN WAS THIS???
Bronson 2008 Dir. Nicolas Winding Refn
Bronson 2008 Dir. Nicolas Winding Refn
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: the-manila-institute: benedictedcumberbabeof221: partypetunia: pizz4s...
I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.
spn meme - two quotes [2/2]↳ “you think women can’t do the...
spn meme - two quotes [2/2]
↳ “you think women can’t do the job.”
Aren’t like 99% of these women dead? So they can ya know…do the job part of the time until they die and/or need Sam or Dean to save them. I’m not trying to get into a debate here but as much as I love Supernatural it’s really not the best representation of strong female characters.
drarna: i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so...
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
Little Buffy Things: Doppelgängland // Tabula Rasa Willow’s...
numer0six: my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle: When the lead VFX...
my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:
When the lead VFX artist of the show tweets something like this, you know it’s time to curl up in the corner and wait in fear for the finale.
*fingers crossed* Please let it be , Crowley. Pleeeeease because I want a much better big bad next season.
hungryzekes: jo—harvelle: so i was sitting in a room in the hospital, waiting for the doctor to...
so i was sitting in a room in the hospital, waiting for the doctor to see me, and all of a sudden “Heat of the Moment” started playing and then i realized, it’s Tuesday. so i yelled DEAN! really loud and all of a sudden from the next room, i hear “SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!”
h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on...
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
averypotterurl: neildegrassetyson: Who is the most attractive US president of all time? It’s not...
Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES