I am sometimes here

theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be

notmydate:

Martin Freeman | Wild Target: playing the baddie for once.

Fuckin Hector Dixon makes me think so many naughty things

I’m incredibly loyal. Until I’m not.

johnhwatson-:

colinfirth:
I’LL REPEAT
YOU DON’T HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ELEMENTARY’S SHERLOCK AND BBC’S SHERLOCK
YOU CAN LIKE BOTH
AND IF YOU SAY SHIT THAT MAKES ANYONE FEEL BAD ABOUT LIKING THE ONE THEY LIKE OR LIKING BOTH THEN YOU’RE A SHITTY PERSON

istoleyourpanties:

So this happened on my netflix

liar

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.

karin-woywod:

HQ! [Much larger than at the actual source] 2013 ’ Star Trek Into Darkness’ Promotion Portraits by Brian Bowen Smith
[1000 x 1500 pixels]
[1500 x 1000 pixels]
Link 1 Link 2

THE TIE!!!!

doctorwho:

“I hope not. That could produce some unpleasant dimensional anomalies.”
Doctor Who: Logopolis

songsofwolves:

12/75 random beautiful people ◍ d j i m o n h o u n s o u

canyousonicme:

aikainkauna:
“How did you do that?”
“Disgracefully.”

I ship River and EVERYTHING

sherlockspeare:

whimsycatcher:
For Let’s Draw Sherlock! (also a contribution to Red Pants Monday)
So, what if John’s tan did extend above his wrists? Ha! Anyway, yes, this is a digital painting of John Watson (with his bulldog, Gladstone - sadly absent from the show) based on the Coppertone Girl from the original 50s ad. Deepest apologies to Martin Freeman… Well, I’ll probably leave this looking like a WIP, because damn his legs! (MY ART TAG)
oH MY GOd

damespock:

ussawesome:
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring

themasterslover:

askthosesillystickmen:
So, that just happened…
most accurate description ever

Morning Blogger: Might as well get on before school. Hey, that picture's pretty neat!
Midmorning Blogger: Hah, I bypassed the school's firewa- shitgottago
Noon Blogger: Sorry for flooding your dash with food porn guys, but I'm dieting and I'm dying for a piece of cake right about now.
Afternoon Blogger: Soooooo.... tired.....
Nightblogger: GUYS WHAT IF THE SOUND WE HEAR FROM INSTRUMENTS IS THEM CRYING OUT IN PAIN WHEN YOU PLAY THEM