I am sometimes here

person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no

demoncolbert:
OH MY GOD
i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.
THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED TOO?” AND WE HIGH FIVED AND RAN OFF.
WHAT IF HE WAS ACTUALLY A TIME TRAVELER

nek275:

Memorial Day 2013
In honor of those who serve and have served in the
United States Armed Forces.
To those of you who have fallen while serving your country, you are not forgotten!
To all those who have fallen victim to illness and are no longer with us, you are not forgotten!
To all those who have served or are currently serving in the United States Armed Forces and are suffering the effects of war. I pray for you all. May God bless you!

latenightjimmy:

Tumblr Interview: Zachary Quinto
Zachary Quinto sat down with us to answer some of your most burning questions.

fartgallery:

These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”

I ship it.

angelswhiskeypie:

Actual Best Rob Benedict
A blog devoted to Rob Benedict: actor, musician, and actual best.
I made a blog about Rob Benedict, AKA Prophet Chuck.
If you have to ask why, you haven’t been paying attention

I know nothing about a prophet…what about God?

rebelledfor-destiel:

knows nothing about cars
would be able to spot a ‘67 Chevy Impala from the 53rd floor of a building
through the fog
at night

monstersandthings:

theneverwas:
xxxyoloswagxxx:
i really like matt smith’s doctor but i really don’t like moffat’s doctor who do u see what i mean
It’s the fandom equivalent of supporting the troops and being against the war.
i have yet to read a more perfect analogy

I thought to myself “Oh God I hope it’s not 8 yet.” then I looked over at the clock.

Sherlock (Johnlock) AU ->The Big Day.

angelswhiskeypie:

WHAT? Are you sure you are watching the right show?

What fuckin show are you WATCHING? Oh oh darling did you turn on My Little Pony? No, no I can see the confusion but no.

team-hiddleston:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:
mindofthemadhatter:
They call me.
i’m literally blogging from a puddle of tears on the floor
You had one job Luke, one job!

Keep up the good work, Luke.

“pssst have you signed the birthday card for *insert random co-worker here*?” #theworst

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

Graham Norton:So you know the Lonely Hearts columns, we put [a chat-up line] in an ad in the Lonely Hearts column to see how or if it would work. [x]

I’ve listened to this song about 100 times and then one day I realized it was about abstinence. I really am crap about listening to lyrics sometimes.

racethewind10:

fandomfairy:
bazookafairy:
Paid respects to the lady this weekend
Fun fact. At dragon con, in the massively crowded sky bridges, suddenly the sea of bodies parted and this queen in her royal chair rolled past me. I (along with most everyone else) whipped around, trying to get another glance and make sure our eyes did not deceive us. One girl stood her ground and asked “Who is she that I should move for her”. Suddenly a brave soul’s voice rose above the now deafening silence to speak the words we were all thinking. “That is Nichelle fucking Nichols, NOW MOVE YOUR GOD DAMN ASS OUT OF THE WAY.”
^ That is the best fucking thing I’ve heard all day

Am I the only person who is like “Alright I quit! I’m done with this fandom! It’s too much” then spends the next week re-watching/re-reading/reblogging everything involved in it?

laroux74 replied to your post:Am I the only person who is like “Alright I quit!…

nope, I do that daily. I think it’s just one of the symptoms

Good because like honestly it happens so often. I can’t begin to tell you how many times I’ve quit Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock. And don’t get me started on Buffy. *throws hands up* I’m out! SEEE YA! I’M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!

And then….

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