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    At least three. I really did feel like their true love story had no ending but it looks like Rob felt otherwise…dammit.


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    It’s a shame that no one will ever ship West and North. They’d be a fascinating couple.


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    mrwhaite:

    North By Northwest in neon.


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    karlimeaghan:

    I finally have my English B.A. with Honours (and a minor in Canadian Studies) diploma!!!

    Patiently waits for an awesome powerpoint on the amazing things you learned obtaining your minor in Canadian Studies.


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    I could swear by her doing the Obliviate on the deatheathers it meant that she couldn’t go back on her prior Obliviate or it would be harder or something? Coulda swore there was something like that. Can a better HP fan advise me on this?


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    verysharpteeth:

    butnotquite:

    Superman does not approve of your ignorance.

    He would have made an EXCELLENT English teacher.


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  • 06/22/13--18:30: pleatedjeans:  
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    wakeamy1995:

    thedoctorknows:

    THE BEST PART IS THAT HIS WHOLE LIFE DAVID TENNANT REALLY WAS “JUST A FAN” OF DOCTOR WHO

    THE SECOND BEST PART IS THAT’S HIS FATHER IN LAW


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    stephanie-evelyn:

    nostalgiacancer:

    We as a society really need to stop romanticizing the idea of “needing” romantic partners and “not being able to live without them” because it is incredibly unhealthy and leads people to wind up in unhealthy situations of dependency or feeling dependent and not thinking to change that mindset because it seems romantic

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    I don’t totally agree or disagree here. I will try to figure why eventually but I think it stems from the fact that it’s okay to need people and to not need people. Whatever works for you. It’s not unhealthy always and sometimes others can fill in the missing bits. I guess I’m not a fan of absolutes.

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    Remember when Metatron wasn’t a shitty fucking angel that you wanted to go fuck himself but was instead this bad-ass, funny motherfucker?


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    mydepressioneatsmealive:

    “According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

    ~Plato’s The Symposium.

    When the earth was still flat,
    And the clouds made of fire,
    And mountains stretched up to the sky,
    Sometimes higher,
    Folks roamed the earth
    Like big rolling kegs.
    They had two sets of arms.
    They had two sets of legs.
    They had two faces peering
    Out of one giant head
    So they could watch all around them
    As they talked; while they read.
    And they never knew nothing of love.
    It was before the origin of love.

    The origin of love

    And there were three sexes then,
    One that looked like two men
    Glued up back to back,
    Called the children of the sun.
    And similar in shape and girth
    Were the children of the earth.
    They looked like two girls
    Rolled up in one.
    And the children of the moon
    Were like a fork shoved on a spoon.
    They were part sun, part earth
    Part daughter, part son.

    The origin of love

    Now the gods grew quite scared
    Of our strength and defiance
    And Thor said,
    “I’m gonna kill them all
    With my hammer,
    Like I killed the giants.”
    And Zeus said, “No,
    You better let me
    Use my lightening, like scissors,
    Like I cut the legs off the whales
    And dinosaurs into lizards.”
    Then he grabbed up some bolts
    And he let out a laugh,
    Said, “I’ll split them right down the middle.
    Gonna cut them right up in half.”
    And then storm clouds gathered above
    Into great balls of fire

    And then fire shot down
    From the sky in bolts
    Like shining blades
    Of a knife.
    And it ripped
    Right through the flesh
    Of the children of the sun
    And the moon
    And the earth.
    And some Indian god
    Sewed the wound up into a hole,
    Pulled it round to our belly
    To remind us of the price we pay.
    And Osiris and the gods of the Nile
    Gathered up a big storm
    To blow a hurricane,
    To scatter us away,
    In a flood of wind and rain,
    And a sea of tidal waves,
    To wash us all away,
    And if we don’t behave
    They’ll cut us down again
    And we’ll be hopping round on one foot
    And looking through one eye.

    Last time I saw you
    We had just split in two.
    You were looking at me.
    I was looking at you.
    You had a way so familiar,
    But I could not recognize,
    Cause you had blood on your face;
    I had blood in my eyes.
    But I could swear by your expression
    That the pain down in your soul
    Was the same as the one down in mine. 
    That’s the pain,
    Cuts a straight line
    Down through the heart;
    We called it love.
    So we wrapped our arms around each other,
    Trying to shove ourselves back together.
    We were making love,
    Making love.
    It was a cold dark evening,
    Such a long time ago,
    When by the mighty hand of Jove,
    It was the sad story
    How we became
    Lonely two-legged creatures,
    It’s the story of
    The origin of love.
    That’s the origin of love.


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    I am not going to click on that banana no matter how many times you show it to me.


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    eichenschild:

    allthefandomfeelings:

    napoleonbonerhard:

    i can’t just go running away from tumblr off into the blue

    i am a bloggins

    of blog end

    And you’re right… I often think of my blog. I miss my followers, and my likes, and my tags. See, that’s where I belong, that’s home.


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  • 06/23/13--15:02: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?
  • superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

    sherlock-john-and-the-tardis:

    the-last-time-lordess:

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    WHAT

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    THE FUCK

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    ARE THE HIPSTERS DOING

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    WITH SHERLOCK QUOTES

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    THE FUCK IS THAT MATT SMITH

    Don’t worry, I’m sure the Sherlockians have already planned out some rather thorough ‘incidents’.

    Dammit Hipsters! I thought we had come to an agreement. Fandom ruins your things and you just get annoyed but don’t ruin ours.


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  • 06/23/13--15:12: tastefullyoffensive: [via]
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    You know there are teases and there are teases and there is you taunting me with this art which I know will be ace best because you’re talented and it will be amazeballs. ARGH. Oh I didn’t ask sooo have you decided on a ship yet?


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