I am sometimes here

liamdryden:

commiepumpkin:
Why is no one freaking out over Mater from Cars? The guy lives in a junkyard full of car parts… which wouldn’t be that bad if he didn’t exist in a universe of talking cars
He sleeps surrounded by discarded organs and hollowed out corpses
The Cars universe is so fucked up if you give it more than twenty seconds of thought

talkstoself:

benedictcumberbatchruinedme:
IMHO self hating homo John should be marked AU. It makes about as much sense as Vampire Sherlock or Pregnant Lestrade. It’s a different universe.
In the real world John is a BAMF. A pillar. A core.
But I’ll finish this 100k fic in hopes that the real John Watson will please stand up, please stand up….eventually.
I think he’d have doubts, but I don’t think he’d hate himself for it. He’s not that kind of person.

Doubts I get. Doubts make sense. Especially if he’s falling for Sherlock. But constant hate and regret? No.

siterlas:

ME TOO LAUREN ME TOO

parksanddownton603:

I’m reading reviews right now and completely dying.
"The author’s previous career in England’s Royal Military Police adds a genuineness to the story… Whoever ‘Robert Galbraith’ is, he/she’s the real deal." - Lisa Marie, Amazon.com (Previous career in the RMP… but…

What what what?

saintfu:

Every headline of every newspaper.

dustychica:

annyoung89:
Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

I forgot how to say “Zebra" the other day. I kept saying Zehbrah instead of Zeeebrah.

I love this fandom.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/883391

barachiki:

Guess who watched Sharknado today

elfacker:

Arte de mierda.

I’ve read 23 fanfics these past 4 days and none of them have connected with me. Two 100k ones that I trudged through. Lots of 10k to 40k ones. A few pwps. What If I’m bork and can’t enjoy fanfic anymore? Boo.

lindsayetumbls:

FIGHTIN’ AROUND THE WORLD

thechanelmuse:

The Trayvon Martin rally in NYC marched 30 blocks to Times Square
Thousands have now shut down Time Square staging a massive sit-in. Traffic stopped; no arrests so far.

Make that 24 fanfics that didn’t gel with me over the past 4 days. And in this one (16k of buildup and angst) the writer killed John just as he and Sherlock shared their ONLY kiss in the entire fic. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

I’m going to go read Gravity again.

Then End of Story

Then God help me, I do

Then A man Possessed

thegingerbatch replied to your post: I’ve read 23 fanfics these past 4 days and none of…

Nooooooooooooooo

I’m just saying maybe if someone would quit their job and write full-time then I know I’d have plenty to read. I can pay you in ao3 kudos.

ibeherpderpin:

baskerfeels:
a-bitch-named-karma:
Matt Smith’s home-made Doctor Who episode
oMFG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER
please, please, please, WATCH THIS VIDEO
you’re welcome
p.s. I have watched 3 times in a row now and i don’t think i’ll ever stop
professionals
I could live off videos like this until more Doctor Who came out. I could, I swear…I just need to be able to see The Doctor every now and then……yeahhh.

alectoperdita:

deducecanoe:
muccamukk:
teajava:
Fanfic Summary: Star Trek Into Darkness AU; Role-reversal. Instead of Kirk, it’s Spock trapped dying behind the glass.
somehow I can’t stop laughing.
I—maybe—you—huh
I know we shouldn’t make fun of more recent fans to a franchise… but this is too funny.

Awwwwww c’mon. That’s too sweet. Really it is.

persabeth:

reminder that once sokka had a rap battle with a middle aged lady

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