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    Thank you P'an for asking for help and everyone for donating.


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    the-ironlady:

    blonde davina :D


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    agnesanutter:

    Thank you P'an for asking for help and everyone for donating.


    And there were 66 contributors. That number is lovely and wonderful and I can’t help but think Owen had a hand in that.


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    themightyif:

    XKCD delivers some insight.

    (Original here.)

    [Worth noting: If you’re unsure if you should go for it because you’re unsure that the other party wants you to, it never hurts to ask. Use your words! “Would you mind if I kissed you?” will not turn off someone who wants you to, but can avoid making an awkward moment much worse if they don’t.]


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    ohhelloholly:

    we-are-meant-to-thrive:

    All you need is love

    hope


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    lanimalu:

    This is Thor riding a cat and I regret nothing. :D”


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    jaredpadapuppy:

    italianmoose:

    wayward-watson:

    j2winchester:

    wait what??? WHAT????

    I literally ‘AsDFGHJKJHGFDFGhnjFGHJ’ d

    Holy shit what the fuck

    WHAT


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  • not bad…


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    Purgatory.

    Oh oooo so you think Season 8 will kinda be like Buffy season 7 with the bringing back of all the greats in a way? Not a bad way to go out because season 8 has to be the final season.


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    (Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
    Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
    Matt: Me too! On a boy!
    Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
    Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
    Pearl: Oh.
    (pause for a bit)
    Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
    Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
    Matt: Really?
    Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
    Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
    Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
    (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded "Yeah! Your body your life.")
    My students are the shit.

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    nargles4life:

    loki0fasgard:

    i just feel Coulson doesn’t get enough love. So this is one of my many appreciation posts for him

    doesn’t get enough love? I’ve pretty sure Coulson is everyone’s favorite Avenger!

    I think next to Joss, everyone thinks Coulson made this movie.


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    womanofkleenex:

    elizabethcadyrantinisindisguise:

    nefariousnewt:

    Dolly, you will never be trash in my eyes…

    Dolly Parton is a national treasure.

    I have a lot of legit respect for Dolly Parton. She has a childhood literacy organization called The Imagination Library that started out in the part of Tennessee where she is from and now works in the US, UK, and Canada. The organization sends enrolled children a book each month with the goal of fostering interest in reading and reading skill development. The results seem pretty good, which, obviously. I mean, imagine you’re a kid and you get a brand new book in the mail every month? How cool is that?

    I love her forever.


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    Hi I’d like to request you create something for me. I’d be happy to pay extra. It’s based on the film Hannibal. Hannibal Lecter has a hand cream made for Clarice that smells of the following: Raw Ambergris Base, Tennessee Lavender, & Fleece. I have always wanted to smell it and would love a bottle. Of course Futurama has taught me Ambergris is expensive and Hannibal has taught me it’s not often found in the states so I’m hoping you can find a similar smell. Please let me know at your convenience, A

    I really hope it comes to fruition. Every time I watch the film I want to smell that cream so bad. 


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    tastefullyoffensive:

    Rough day

    [via]


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    #i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor

    Look how badass he is while holding that baby

     #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

    But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

    TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

    I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

    WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

    IF HE BE WORTHY

    SHALL POSSESS

    THE BLESSING OF THOR


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