If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
tjaw96: If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand...
thegingerbatch: agnesanutter: thegingerbatch replied to your post “thegingerbatch replied to your...
thegingerbatch replied to your post“thegingerbatch replied to your link: Gilmore Girls Spec PDF / April…”
um what if the reason is because i said so is that a good enough reason because FINISH IT APRIL FINISH ITNuh uh. Now quit harassing me and go write some gay porn.
It’s what Moffat said hardcore fans do to show their passion.
Now are you a hardcore Sherlocki-can or a Sherlocki-can’t?
(….close enough)
radderthanmyspace replied to your post “Halp. I keep singing Christmas songs and changing the lyrics...
radderthanmyspace replied to your post“Halp. I keep singing Christmas songs and changing the lyrics to…”
the only thing wrong with you is how awesome you are.
Elle, you don’t understand. I was singing “Oh holy night” this morning on the way into work and it somehow became a song about Johnlock and there was a lyric…that I changed….I changed it to
"Oh Jooooooohn don’t mess with vaginas."
I may have gone over the line to crazy town.
bear-with-me-watson: shadowsbestforgotten: dragonsigma: angryn...
JUST IN CASE THERE WAS ANY CONFUSION
Uh excuse me but where the fuck would this fit in
I just love how the rest of them have perfectly ordinary crosses, and then Wales is like “fuck you let’s put a motherfucking dragon on here”
I think it’d look pretty badass.
Let’s make it happen
Someone was so rude to me in a work email that I was genuinely taken aback. I’ve never in my...
Someone was so rude to me in a work email that I was genuinely taken aback. I’ve never in my entire fuckin decades of life been this shocked at someone being so rude. AND I LIVE ON THE INTERNET! I’m not even upset or angry just…..like laughingly shocked.
I emailed her boss and said “This email is so rude that I don’t even know how to respond.”
And the funny this is that I was doing the person a motherfuckin favor…
I’m just…wow.
internetdoashouting: Bless your heart Joseph Fink.
"What will Sherlock think when he finds out John has fallen in love with Mary Morstan?"
Sherlock will get jealous and then he and John have angry sex.
Mary digs it.
Sherlock Season THREESOME.
I want Mary to be totally cool with it, making the same sort of jokes other people make. Like she’d get home kiss John then cheerfully say to Sherlock
"Hello, and how’s my other husband today?" and John would roll his eyes and Sherlock would be all *smirk*. And then if John got sick they’d be all taking care of him and shizz but she’d make jokes about
"I don’t know John I might have to borrow Sherlock If you’re not able to perform your marital duties…" and Sherlock would smirk again and say
“Fine by me but the offer extends to John as well, should you ever find yourself unable to perform, Mrs Watson.” and it’s just CONSTANT FLIRTYNESS THAT JOHN THINKS IS ALL IN JEST.
*hyperventilates*
Ya’ll see why I love Aislin’s writing so much now doncha?
mishadmitrikrushniccollins: Tumblr as a baby a rebellious teen awkward puberty stage young...
Tumblr as a baby
a rebellious teen
awkward puberty stage
young adult
and now, as a mature adult
Is this Neil Gaiman?
Is this Neil Gaiman?
agnesanutter: This takes place after the end of the Folger’s...
This takes place after the end of the Folger’s commercial….
“Uh can you excuse me for a minute?” Kevin let go of his mom and turned to look at his sister sitting on the cabinet.
“Oh Kevin honey you just got here. I want to make you a big breakfast of your favorites.” His mom wasn’t going to let him out of here easy but he couldn’t wait any longer.
“I just need to take a shower. So grungy ya know?”
“Oh wow I guess the trip did you good. I can still remember the days when you wouldn’t get in the bath unless your sister promised to get in with you.” His mom walked over and poured a steaming glass of Folger’s coffee and inhaled the aroma.
“Yeah big bro. I even remember having to soap you up.” Kimmy smiled and slid off the counter “Not going to have to keep doing that am I?” She smiled that dazzling incest inspiring smile and Kevin immediately got half hard.
“N-no.” Kevin gulped and looked over at his mom and put on his best pleading look.
“Mom, Just a few minutes and I’ll come down and hey I’ll make you breakfast.”
“Alright but don’t take too long to come back down.”
“Yeah..yeah of course!” Kevin sprinted up stairs
***
“I’ve been up all night so I’m going to go catch a nap if that’s okay with you guys…” Kimmy moved to the stairs.
“Oh honey yeah. Come back when you’re rested. I’m going to surprise Kevin and make him breakfast tacos. He always loved my tacos.”
“Not as much he loved my taco,” Kimmy mumbled on her way up the stairs.
“What honey?”Her mom called out.
“Nothing!”
I’m going to go to my high school reunion, run up on stage during presentations and say, “Did your Folger’s incest fanfic get 14 notes on tumblr?” *drops mic*
tapdancers: 174,000 people value cheap humour over the mental...
174,000 people value cheap humour over the mental well-being of underpaid and mistreated staff
EXACTLY.
mybeautifulidiot: #this was ahmazing in 3d #moffat freaking...
cumberbum: Caption: LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 26: Benedict...
Caption: LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 26: Benedict Cumberbatch attends the Winter Whites Gala In Aid Of Centrepoint on November 26, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Ben Pruchnie/Centrepoint/Getty Images for Centrepoint)
Putting this here one on my personal blog because squeeeep, tux and hair and squeep.
Come on photographers though…you know I have a thing for him holding alcoholic beverages in his hand so let’s make that happen before the night is done.
alibuttons: alibuttons: These are just a few of my favorite...
These are just a few of my favorite Eshakti dresses that are available right now on their website!
Eshakti is AWESOME, and if you’ve never checked them out before, you should! They cater to sizes 0 to 36W, and they can also custom make your item to fit YOUR MEASUREMENTS! You can even choose the length, add sleeves, etc!
If you’re a first time customer, you can get $30 off of your order by using the code “ALISON47MS”.
PLUS, it’s currently buy 2, get the 3rd free. PLUS the $30 off on top of that amazing deal! YAY!
The buy 2, get one free sale ends today!!
Fucker Nutters.
I am never going to go a week without buying clothes am I?
"John Hurt’s Doctor doesn’t use the title, therefore he’s in his 12th body but [Matt Smith is] the..."
- Steven Moffat on ‘Doctor numbers’ | Articles | Doctor Who (via doctorwho)
angelchrys replied to your photoset: It’s between these two dresses (I think) for my… I...
I like the bottom one.
Yeah me too. And it is similar to a Sherlock wallpaper (not that that has any bearing really *cough*).
The first though is desperately festive and forgiving around the waist which would be nice at a party and for sitting down. I’ll be wearing one of the two with boots so I’m trying to picture which would work better….
I’ve already bought the second one so now it’s a matter if I want to buy the first one and wear it instead.
radderthanmyspace replied to your photoset: It’s between these two dresses (I think) for my…...
dude you could rock either but the top one is just stunning.
Yeah I like it a lot too….
Man. part of me can’t wait for the future society where we all wear uniforms because there is soooo many choices.
allthatulovewillbcarriedaway replied to your photoset: It’s between these two dresses (I think)...
They’re both gorgeous, but I feel like the first is a bit more festive?
True. Hells bells I’m just buying em both.
mangocianamarch: charlottedsweb: The best thing about this is...
The best thing about this is Richard in the background cackling and rubbing his hands together whilst looking like a Sith Lord.
Considering what they’re talking about… #darthdick
northray replied to your photoset: It’s between these two dresses (I think) for my… Both...
Both adorbs, but I like the Sherlocky pattern on the second :D
Oh does it have a Sherlocky pattern? I uh…did not notice.
I’m for serious just buying both.