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When incredibly cool people follow me I get really self-conscious about my posts and it takes me...

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When incredibly cool people follow me I get really self-conscious about my posts and it takes me like a week to get back to my normal crazy ass ego ways.

"I tell people not to follow me right on the front of my tumblr," I said to my boyfriend."See. Right there."

"I know and that’s just fuckin weird. Isn’t that what it’s all about? Getting followers n shit?"

"No, I mean like following the Benedict blog is fine because hey it’s good happy time fun there but my personal blog is me and so they’re following ME. Very undiluted me and just…"

"What?"

"What if they end up hating me and they unfollow me?"

"God. Sometimes I forget how crazy you are. You can’t have the biggest ego in the world then care if people don’t like you."

"Yes, I can."

mildredandbobbin: agnesanutter: mildredandbobbin: Haha just remembering one of the first fanfics...

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mildredandbobbin:

agnesanutter:

mildredandbobbin:

Haha just remembering one of the first fanfics I wrote was a Father Ted/X Files crossover. Pretty sure I never expected either show to make that happen.

OMG…image

Is on ff or ao3 or anything and omg I need it so much.

No seriously those are two of my top 10 shows of all fuckin time and I never dreamed a fanfic could exist.

You have excellent taste :D I took everything down years ago, but I had a quick look online and it doesn’t seem to exist except for a super sekrit excerpt which I shall pm you. It’s not as badly written as I thought. I’ll have to trawl through my back ups and see if I can find the whole thing.

PS. I read it and I could heard their feckin voices. Tiny excerpt was a tiny bit of pretty damn neat.

I dunno man. I think I write really great gift messages.

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I dunno man. I think I write really great gift messages.

radderthanmyspace: *SCREEEEEAMS*Friday though…..Someone...

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radderthanmyspace:

*SCREEEEEAMS*

Friday though…..

Someone make me feel better about that time-slot.

No, you can’t. Kiss of effin death.


But hey 2 seasons ain’t bad!

If you don’t compete with your significant other regarding...

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If you don’t compete with your significant other regarding the best gift then you’re missing out on a really great part of the holiday season. 

nbchannibal: jimmariarchy: NBCHANNIBAL GET ON TO GIVING US A TRAILER You’re not prepared for a...

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nbchannibal:

jimmariarchy:

NBCHANNIBAL GET ON TO GIVING US A TRAILER

You’re not prepared for a trailer.

I would murder someone and eat them for a trailer. I think I’m ready.

fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST


dex5m: Black, two sugars (Sherlocklives countdown 21/33) I...

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dex5m:

Black, two sugars (Sherlocklives countdown 21/33)

I just realized that Sherlock does the thing. The thing I fuckin hate. And I know it’s regional, etc, etc but black coffee is simply black. It is only black. That’s it. It’s just the fuckin coffee. NOTHING ELSE.

Just say two sugars.

"Did you want to get coffee?"

"Sweet yeah two sugars please?"

But blaaaaaack coffee is…oh let’s just google it

"Black coffee may refer to:

  • Coffee, served as a beverage without cream or milk or sugar.”

WITHOUT dammit

And I know I was only a barista for like 1/2 a month (if that) but it’s just the accuracy of it that bothers me.

And I know that milk changes the color so maaaaybe that’s why people do it but are we talking about color really? It’s just….

Oh man I just ranted a lot on this gif set. Go reblog from source please?

APRIL HAS COFFEE ORDERING ISSUES OK?

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talkstoself reblogged your photoset and added: I hate that he puts the wet spoon back in the...

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talkstoself reblogged your photoset and added:


I hate that he puts the wet spoon back in the sugar…

That bastard!

astolat: moiyoko: Ok tumblr, I know the power of the internet...

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astolat:

moiyoko:

Ok tumblr, I know the power of the internet so just hear me out right quick as I ask for a simple favor. See those cereal boxes up there? If you buy any Kellogg’s product with that Free Book logo on it there is a 16 digit code inside your box of cereal. Now, when you get three of those codes together you submit them online and they will send you a free Scholastic book. Now I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m bringing it up, so here goes.

I teach first grade at a school where the kids have little to nothing. Through generous donations (government, three square, various community partners, etc.) the kids get backpacks, clothes, shoes, free breakfast/lunch, and some school supplies. The school is not in the best part of town. I’ve had students who live with grandparents because their own parents are in jail, kids who have parents that don’t have custody over them for various reasons, and so on and so forth. Now I am trying to get my kids to read books, but they literally don’t have any books at home that they can use to practice their reading. Sure they get a library book from the school library but it’s not the same, you know? They don’t own the book, it’s not theirs. 

Here’s where you come in. If you happen to buy one of these specially marked boxes and don’t plan on using the code please send me that code through my ask box. If 60 people on here send me a code I’ll be able to get 20 books, which will easily allow me to get each of my students a brand new book of their own. I used the Fly Guy books above because my kids are currently obsessed with the character and the book has sight words that we’re working on in class. Even if you have no codes, I’d appreciate the signal boost as well.

So, if you happen to get a code please send it my way. I would appreciate it and so would my kids. Heck, if I get 60 codes, that would give me enough to give each of my students a book and I will gladly take a picture to show you how excited they are to get a book. If more codes keep coming, I’ll post up their thank you notes. They’re seven so expect something awesome. Thanks in advance.

(The op is tracking the # codes on the front page of her blog if you’re wondering whether she still needs more by the time this lands on your dashboard — currently yes!) 

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27!

My boyfriend runs cold. I run hot.

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I’m sure there’s a joke there but I haven’t found it. He is huddled up under three blankets and I’m sitting in my bra and panties by a window that I’ve cracked just a smidge. I fear for my life if/when I make it to the age where I’ll experience hot flashes.


petermorwood: cthonical: gallifrey-feels: Fanfic authors:...

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petermorwood:

cthonical:

gallifrey-feels:

Fanfic authors: READ THE WHOLE FUCKING PAGE

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN AS A WRITER. I SAY THIS AS A READER AND A PROFESSIONAL GENRE EDITOR.

Here’s some important missing information: this page is from Story, Substance, Structure, Style and the Principles of Screenwriting by Robert McKee, ReganBooks HarperCollins 1997, aka more simply as Story.

McKee is a very well-known creative-writing instructor and his seminars are famous.

If you think this one page is useful, it’s well worth making space for the entire book on any “Tools of the Writing Trade” shelf.

And also go watch “Adaptation” for….reasons.

They did an interview with various people at my company and I...

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They did an interview with various people at my company and I answered, I feel, quite honestly.

Don't be offended if I unfollow you. It's only because I think you'll post spoilers and I have to use the tumblr app lots of times so I can't exactly avoid spoilers there. I will re-follow once I have seen the episode

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agnesanutter:

fyi

FYI again. Everything that came out of the Finnish trailer and info gleamed from interviews, etc soooo again don’t be offended. I am keeping a list. You’ll be refollowed. I mean it’s just ten days really.

beltainefaerie: This is just a friendly reminder that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle actually said, ‘You...

talkstoself replied to your photo:They did an interview with various people at my… The grammar...

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