I AM TRYING TO GO TO BED IT’S A SCHOOL NIGHT AND NOW I’M THINKING ABOUT BEN’S PEEPEE WHY
Fine. Fine go to bed. I’m just saying. Touching Benedict’s penis would be pretty awesome. I wonder if it’s circumcised. I think everyone assumes it isn’t. I wonder what the carpet looks like…if you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean, Amber? I’m talking about his PUBES!
oh fuck i put it on the wrong blog,
I remember that time you told me, you said,
"Love is touching souls"
Surely you touched mine
'Cause part of you pours out of me
In these lines from time to time
Oh, you’re in my blood like holy wine
You taste so bitter and so sweet
Oh I could drink a case of you, darling
Still, I’d be on my feet
Ooo I was prepared to hate this because ya know Joni Mitchell forever and ever buuuut not a bad cover at all.
i’m just hoping for another knee touch in s4 maybe cupping someone’s crotch
maybe a little kiss. a forehead touch. holding hands
more heated stares. some rimming.
a little bit of anal sex too would be nice
perhaps a wedding
And all before tea time.
people that read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell
Arctic explorer Peter Freuchen and his wife Dagmar Gale
I have a recording of me crying over how bad a certain episode of television was. And how disappointed I was by it. Then at some point my boyfriend is valiantly trying to calm me down and I say “I promise I’m not overreacting!”
crimson-11-delight-dustafterrain:
#remember when sookie was played by a fat actress and there were literally no jokes about her weight on the show? #remember how she wasn’t defined by her weight? #remember how she got to date and get married and have kids and not be just the token funny fat friend of the main character? #remember when she ~got her life together and was happy before lorelai and that wasn’t seen as threatening?
remember how her insecurities (which she did have, because doesn’t everyone?) had nothing to do with her appearance and were more about her artistic failures, her ability to be a mom, her “annoying quirks” she thought Jackson would get tired of?
remember how even though she was often clumsy forgetful and disorganized she was still portrayed as a competent adult? remember how her decision to get married and have kids didn’t diminish her career as a master chef and entrepreneur? remember how she was a bubbly and funny supporting character without being shallow or unintelligent?
How you can be absolutely stupid without even meaning to be…
Me: Wait.. I just realized my friend Nadja said she and her family have watches Die Hard every year at Christmas.
Boyfriend: Yeah a lot of people do
Me: But… she’s German. Do you think she roots for the bad guys?
Boyfriend: Yes, that is obviously it. She’s German so she automatically roots for the bad guys. That’s how it goes. I bet when they watch Indiana Jones they’re all “Ach that stupid American. Why von’t he let those nice people destroy the world?”
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AMAZING THIS NEWS IS?!
excuse me while I cry TEARS OF JOY
Maybe Lady Sif is bringing the magical Asgardian broom for cleaning up messes
You are not a shitty beta at all, you are a gift from the beta heavens…and yes I did get your message and I blushed profusely…I didn’t reply because just saying ‘thank you’ over email looks so disingenuous, and I can only say so many times how much I sincerely adore working with you and how grateful I am for paying attention to me and flattering me and putting up with me and being honest with me before your boyfriend becomes concerned that I am hitting on you….which, I mean, as long as we’re sharing martin at the time, maybe ;)
