*cries because there is no way garth isn’t gonna die now*
*cries because there is no way garth isn’t gonna die now*
angelswhiskeypie: agnesanutter: angelswhiskeypie: agnesanutter: *cries because there is no way...
*cries because there is no way garth isn’t gonna die now*
SHUT UP HE WILL BE FINE LALALALALALALA
HE is a monster, Sam! What do we do to monsters???
have sex with them? become best buddies with them? THERE ARE OPTIONS WE CAN EXPLORE OK.
DEAN .
Okay, well, then explain the bodies.
SAM
Look he had to feed but he’s figured it out. Pigs, cows. Hell I even saw lettuce in his fridge. He’ll probably eat more vegetables than you, Dean.
DEAN
Sam, we can’t just keep making excuses. He is a monster now.
SAM
Dean, we can’t keep losing people. Look around, Dean. Who do we have left on our side? The King of Hell who’d betray us in a second. Castiel when he’s not aligning with Metatron. We don’t have Bobby anymore. We don’t have Jo & Ellen. We don’t have … Kevin. We need Garth, Dean. We need him on our side.
DEAN
Okay… okay.
SAM
Seriously?
DEAN
Yeah, you’re right. The Sam and Dean fan club shouldn’t get any smaller. We might have to start passing out decoder rings to encourage new memberships.
SAM
Yeah. thanks. Thank you, Dean.
INT. A BIGGERSON’S CONVENIENCE STORE – NEXT DAY
DEAN is on the phone. SAM is walking through the aisles picking up food. He picks up an extra porn mag for Dean. Thanks for him agreeing to save Garth.
DEAN (on phone with Dean)
.Yeah dude just don’t forget the pie okay
SAM
That was the old Sam. I’ll get your damn pie.
DEAN
Alright. I just gotta pick up some oil for my baby. Pick you up in half an hour?
SAM
Alright
INT. GARTH’S APARTMENT-SAME DAY.
Dean walks into Garth’s apartment.
Garth is packing away the chains he used to strap himself in during the full moon last night).
GARTH
Dean, hey I thought you guys were heading out of…oh
DEAN
Hey, why don’t, uh – put those chains down?
GARTH
You don’t want to do this, Dean. It may not be the full moon but I still have some of the wolf in me. I don’t want to do that to you, De-
*Sound of a gunshot*
Close up on Garth’s face. There is shock there, there is betrayal, there is mostly sadness.
The camera pulls back to reveal the bullet hole.
Garth crumbles to the floor
DEAN
You had to know.
GARTH
It’s okay, Dean. It’s okay. If I’m lucky *Garth gasps for breath* I’m heading up top. I’ll tell Bobby you guys said hello.*he smiles a crooked smile* idjits.
/Roll to credits.
ohhelloholly: wow
ttonks: i think you can tell a lot about a person by which harry potter death caused them the most...
i think you can tell a lot about a person by which harry potter death caused them the most pain
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SO. MUCH. SNOOOOOOOW.
SO. MUCH. SNOOOOOOOW.
"I can’t do everything." I say out loud and the boyfriend hears me and asks "What do you...
"I can’t do everything." I say out loud and the boyfriend hears me and asks "What do you mean?"
I say nothing but instead mentally list all the things I’m trying to do these days:
- Write more TV specs
- Learn Violin
- Learn to draw
- Shoot a film and learn to edit for work
- Learn a new skillset at work
And those dueling voices of reason and ego fight it out a bit. 'But of course you can' and 'You should give up some things'.
But the ego will always, always win as its lead me to all the best things in my life. And I decide that of course I can. And logically I can do it all with time management. If I apply time management then I can do everything.
Then I spend an hour on tumblr doing absolute fuck all.
Why are all the fics I subscribe to ending????????? Never mind @thirtypercent. Don’t update. I...
Why are all the fics I subscribe to ending????????? Never mind @thirtypercent. Don’t update. I can’t take it no mo’.
thegingerbatch replied to your post “I can’t do everything.” I say out loud and the boyfriend...
thegingerbatch replied to your post“I can’t do everything.” I say out loud and the boyfriend hears me and…”
martin Freeman’s gargantuan peen believes in you, dear
OMG Amber. We do not discuss Martin Freeman’s gargantuan peen on my tumblr. We save that for your tumblr. Sheesh.
But I mean if one were to name said dino peen what would Martin Freeman’s penis be called?
I’m thinking “The Free-Giant”
OMG The mothership visited my tumblr today. TOTALLY FREAKED...
OMG The mothership visited my tumblr today. TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. MOSTLY BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY USE INTERNET EXPLORER!
Stephen: I almost don’t dare think what life would have been...
Stephen: I almost don’t dare think what life would have been like if I’d never met Hugh. I can’t imagine how I could have had anything like the pleasure and fulfillment in life that I’ve had because of him.
Hugh: Right at the beginning, wherever that meeting took place, we made each other laugh. And we continue to do that to this day.
gabrielgastelum: My sister sent me this and at first I thought...
My sister sent me this and at first I thought “No fucking way did Miley Cyrus try to cover Parton’s Jolene”.
30 seconds in and it quickly changed to “holy fucking shit”
Miley Cyrus - Jolene
I thought I made a really good comment on that Australian tennis...
I thought I made a really good comment on that Australian tennis thing going down.
this thing just happend
so i recently bought the new issue of cosmopolitan right and while i was casually reading i came across something familiar
it surprised me
the picture was so small i almost didn’t recognize it
BUT THEN IT HIT ME
THE MEN OF TUMBLR ARE IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE
OH MY GOSH
pondlifeforme: Cain & Dean Parallels - Extended
Daily Dose of Rage Quit 2/xxx || Superman Returns Okay, now...
Daily Dose of Rage Quit 2/xxx || Superman ReturnsOkay, now would Superman throw a car at somebody? Probably not.
peble: did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
Our Sochi Olympic uniforms are making me cry. Goodness. (x) the...
Our Sochi Olympic uniforms are making me cry. Goodness. (x)
the whole damn thing is a flag and then there’s two additional flags on the flag sweater. I haven’t seen the back but I bet there’s a damn flag back there too.
EDIT: No the back is crazy subtle actually.
staff: Here we found our homes This would be a great t-shirt...
Here we found our homes
This would be a great t-shirt or poster. But where’s the blade of grass fandom at?
radderthanmyspace replied to your photoset:Our Sochi Olympic uniforms are making me cry…. why...
why isn’t there a bald eagle somewhere in this design. the pants should be covered in bald eagles and FREEDOM.
EXACTLY! BALD EAGLES AND SUPER SIZED MCDONALDS MEALS.
I mean really
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND NO PLACE ELSE!
[Head of State is a great movie]