So I called my company’s on-call medical folks to see if I should go to a doctor or if I’ll be okay just chilling at home (btw having health insurance is really very neat. Everyone should have it ) and well…
Cut for TMI/Not for emetophobes
I HURT MYSELF VOMITING!
Like I vomited so often and so violently that I’ve hurt muscles in my body.
They said it should clear up in a few days but between breaking capillaries in my face and now this…. it’s like dude. I couldn’t just have crippling food poisoning for three days. I had to go hard and make the pain of it last doubly long. So laughing is going to be a bitch for a few days. And my big drunk-a-thon in hell’s kitchen is going to have to be cancelled. NERDS.