I am sometimes here

agnesanutter:

Whenever I’m sick, I sing “I dreamed a dream” but I change the lyrics to talk about my illness.
"I dreamed a dream in time gone by when I could breathe out both my nostrils."

"I dreamed a dream in time gone by when I wasn’t coughing up a lung."

Me: (Thinking) Hmmm, should I buy soda or beer?
Person in line behind me: Ugh, I can't believe they sell BEER here. I thought this was a family-friendly place!
Me: Two beers, please.

Christian Slater's Man-Crush On Benedict Cumberbatch:

bestofbritishluck:

In a sometimes serious, sometimes loose conversation, Slater looks back on his career — reflecting fondly over films such as “Heathers” and “Pump Up the Volume.” Also, Slater, a lifelong Trekkie, reveals his understandable man-crush for Benedict Cumberbatch.

So you like the new “Star Trek” movies.
It’s different. I think it’s good. You know who I really love right now? Benedict Cumberbatch. That guy — I started watching that “Sherlock” show. He’s my man-crush. There’s no doubt about it.

I think you just gave me a headline idea.
Oh, I did? Oh sh*t.

"Christian Slater’s Man-Crush is Benedict Cumberbatch."
But isn’t that okay? I mean, the guy is great. I love him and I’d love to work with him. He’s wonderful.

He has a good humor about himself. I’ve interviewed him before …
Really?

For “Star Trek,” actually.
Nice!

Wonderful man.
Oh, good. That’s nice to hear!

No, not a d*ck.
Not a d*ck! Fantastic! So good! It comes through! You can see, the guy’s performances are genuine and real. The BBC and the shows that they do are so good.

jelliodesign:

Village Gummies

It’s been almost four years and I’m still confused by how people were confused by Inception.

drosophilase:

carrot0nesie:
petition to crown Ellen DeGeneres and Neil Patrick Harris king and queen of the United States
so this has been the gay agenda all along

_{from this amazing video}

apljax3:

barackboomama:
bluelippedlifelesskiss:
a-r-i-s:
theinturnet:
Finally.
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.
WHY DON’T THY JUST SHOW US THIS CHART IN GEOGRAPHY???
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG O HAVE USED GB AND ENGLAND AND THE UK INTERCHANGEABLY??????????????????????????????
A LONG ASS TIME. NONE OF MY TEACHERS EVER CORRECTED ME.
WTF, AMERICA.
dude wtf this is worse than us not using the metric system
I need to print this.

sorry everyone johnlock isn’t going to happen because there was an imagined by anderson kiss on screen sorry johnlock shippers we need to go home and rethink

johnstached:

That’s how I roll

Are you being served is in my list of top five favorite britcoms.

pontikka:

give me heros with depression, give me snarky teens with anxiety, give me cheerleaders with schizophrenia, give me prom queens with bipolar disorder, give me fashion models with DID, give me chefs with insomnia, give me fucking representation

codingandtea:

Not only did Tumblr add the symbol for Pi next to it’s logo, but it also links to a search for math puns. Oh, Tumblr, you understand me.

“There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable. You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.” - Tina Fey