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My friend was picking up Crisco for…ya know …and that was all he was buying up so he got...
My friend was picking up Crisco for…ya know …and that was all he was buying up so he got a cake mix too then headed to check out. He took it to the counter and,of course, the cake mix needed a price check. The cashier calls but no one is coming. Finally the checker went to get someone and he says he heard them laugh as they returned and say “he ain’t got no eggs, he ain’t got no milk. I don’t know who he think he fooling with that cake mix.” He checked out, called me, and we have been giggling ever since.
voodooling: Will the circle be unbroken By and by, by and...
Will the circle be unbroken
By and by, by and by?
Is a better home awaiting
In the sky, in the sky? xSherlock x Bioshock Infinite crossover. Of all the versions, will this be the one?
Oh this is heartbreaking….
sansaofhousestark: fortinbras at the end of hamlet:
fortinbras at the end of hamlet:
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tolkienianos: Galadriel: "In the place of a Dark Lord you would...
Galadriel: "In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!"
ajthelush: wolvensnothere: taterpie: Approved. An instance...
Approved.
An instance in which compassion is the sickest burn of all.
Way to be classy, Kansas City.
Wait…I don’t get the second reference. Unless it has...
Wait…I don’t get the second reference.
Unless it has something to do with the comic because I’m behind on them.
fallontonight: Our pal Jude Law is on the show...
emmagrant01: All I wanted was to buy a bunch of little plastic penises so I could have a literal...
All I wanted was to buy a bunch of little plastic penises so I could have a literal bag of dicks to throw at things. I can’t seem to find this product anywhere, for any amount of money. Internet, you have FAILED ME.
If you’re still in Texas then condom sense has some they sell for bacherlorette parties
Writing Process Blog Tour
londonphile: With thanks to 胡家丽Jenny - Benedict in Kuala...
With thanks to 胡家丽Jenny - Benedict in Kuala Lumpur
I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SO HAPPPPPPPPPPY!
GLASSSSSEEEEESSSSS!
eshusplayground: wise-barrel-maker: Based on this list See...
A Beautiful Mind (2001) In the film, she is known by her first name only until she gets married and becomes "Alicia Nash". Her full name is Alicia Lopez-Harrison de Lardé.
Drive (2011) In the 2005 book of the same name Irene is a young Latina woman
30 Days of Night (2007) Based on the 2002 comic book of the same name. In the film the name was changed from Eben Olemaun to Eben Oleson.
Pay it Forward (2000) Based on 1999 book. In fairness, the part was first offered to Denzel Washington. Some promotional material still referred to Kevin Spacey's character as Reuben St. Clair
Argo (2012) Affleck cast himself in the lead role. The actual Tony Mendez did not have a problem with the casting.
The Lone Ranger (2013) The character of Tonto is more racist than the casting of Depp. He called the role "An opportunity for me to salute Native Americans.” See links for article about the Tonto look
21 (2008) The protagonist was changed from 'Jeff Ma' to 'Ben Campbell'. John Chang said about Kevin Spacey "Being played by a 2-time Oscar winner isn't exactly an insult."
The Hunger Games (2008) Other actresses shown (L to R) Hailee Steinfeld, Abigail Breslin, Emma Roberts, Saoirse Ronan, Chloë Moretz, Jodelle Ferland, Lyndsy Fonseca, Emily Browning, & Shailene Woodley
Michael B. Jordan has said “The characteristics of the Human Torch are his name is Johnny Storm, he’s charismatic, and he’s a playboy. That’s it. You know what I’m saying? That’s all there is."
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30 Days 21HungerGames Argo Drive PayitForward Lone Ranger Fantastic 4
Lemme reblog again and let you know why casting that white woman as the female lead in “Drive” was so fucking wrong and fucked up.
Director literally gave her the part because she looked like someone he would want to protect (read: innocent, delicate, helpless).
These traits were ones he literally did not consider a Latina for. He picked her specifically because he fit that damsel in distress imagine that’s been coded as white (and what’s made women of color “unrapeable”).
I was sitting here thinking it’s SO weird that they left off Khan. It was pretty egregious. But if you go to the source then they DID mention Khan. I’m not sure why OP left him out but let me add him back in…..
dennys: sprawlerr: why does dennys have a tumblr why do you OMG dennys you can’t just ask...
Okay I’m digging the end with the souls and the music…shit yeah this is good stuff.
Okay I’m digging the end with the souls and the music…shit yeah this is good stuff.
angelswhiskeypie: FUCK YEAH SAM!! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE THE BEST WINCHESTER and smartest and...
FUCK YEAH SAM!! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE THE BEST WINCHESTER
and smartest and hottest
As if there was ever any doubt.
radderthanmyspace replied to your post: Okay I’m digging the end with the soul… i’m so happy...
radderthanmyspace replied to your post: Okay I’m digging the end with the soul…
i’m so happy misha’s first directing job is such a good episode.
Yeah and they reaaalllly needed a decent one after that last stinker. So yay!
angelswhiskeypie: can this lady just adopt sam and dean and keep them from making hideous...
can this lady just adopt sam and dean and keep them from making hideous mistakes
I SUPPORT THIS IDEA A THOUSAND PERCENT!
I’m not gonna tell Misha how to direct or anything but that was an awkward as fuck shot at the...
I’m not gonna tell Misha how to direct or anything but that was an awkward as fuck shot at the end there……
Hmmm. I really want to give this person feedback on their story because there are really nice...
Hmmm. I really want to give this person feedback on their story because there are really nice elements to it but at the same time their characterizations are a bit…off. It’s as if in an attempt to give everyone depth, the characters have all ended up so scattered and very far from their personalities. But it’s her first story. Sooooooo it always feels a bit weird to give any critiques to someone who is just starting out. My BF often says to just tell people what you think. People were merciless with him and that made him a better writer. But not everyone responds to criticism the same way sooooo. Hmm. Prolly won’t say anything. Which is suuuuper wrong. But also I don’t want to do anything to discourage the person from writing. Hmm diddly ummm…