see, sherlock, that’s what you get when you drug your friend and he discovers a dogging group nearby. don’t do drugs.
commission for someone on deviantart. i keep looking for any excuse to draw red pants. commission info
guacats: see, sherlock, that’s what you get when you drug your...
sherlocks-trousers: There you go, tumblr! I’ve drawn my first...
mrs-mob-johnlocked: Jawn. Bite it. You have to bite it.
sherlockshenanigans: Because I really like top!John… and a...
Because I really like top!John… and a flushed Sherlock.
A flush, satisfied Sherlock.
This was really fun to draw. And I like to imagine John’s room is blue. Very blue.
Enjoy some penis. And semen.
madwomanlexie: For whatswithmegan based on her prompt “red...
For whatswithmegan based on her prompt “red pants”, submitted for the johnlockchallenges gift exchange.
The rating was either M or E with romance as the genre.
To be honest I chickened out at the last minute and kept the rating Mature. I haven’t drawn porn in years and with what little time I had I thought it would be easier without penis. (I’m actually just a backup artist for the gift exchange fyi.) Hopefully this is mature enough. Tell you what, I love google images. I had to find a pose because anything I cooked up was shitty. And I suck at anatomy. I’m sorry about the poor quality. If I had more time it this might have been better. Maybe.
(I LOVED doing your prompt. It was challenging and fantastic. Red pants…I got an awesome prompt! Thanks!)
obveously: pizzatomb: imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US...
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Of course we would. I mean that’s what we do. That’s our character arc. You want us to all of sudden be out of character in the Earth story? Aliens are watching. They’d get so confused.
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valeria2067: lokithebetterson: *Pant pant pant* ;x . For one...
*Pant pant pant* ;x
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For one exquisite moment, Victor stopped and merely drank in the beauty of the naked man before him. Making love to Sherlock Holmes was unlike anything he’d experienced or even imagined. It was simultaneously raw, transcendental, intimate, lonely, delicious, and terrifying.
This will not last.
He will not be mine for very long.
Victor’s breath came harder, and he fought the urge to let out a low, sad moan.
I will never have Sherlock’s heart. I know that.
But he will always have mine.
teenwolf: HOW did he know though?
Things I listen to when I want to get in the mood for things like cleaning my flat:
Pirates of the Carribean main title
Godzilla main title - “Come with me” (“Kashmir”)
Jasper van’t Hof - Pili Pili (for the long stretches of doing things)
Overture to “Candide” by Leonard Bernstein (with Bernstein conducting)
Tullio de Piscopo - Stop Bayon (which incidentally was the first single I ever bought)
Hipnosis - Pulstar (which incidentally was the second single…)
Star Trek reboot soundtrack: Enterprising Young Men
Doctor Who soundtrack: I am the Doctor (aka Basically Run)
Wolfstone - Tinny Run (live)
The Corrs - Toss the Feathers (live feat. Mick Fleetwood)
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yutoube: marlodjur: I just wanted everyone to know that in...
"My cousin Helen, who is in her 90s now, was in the Warsaw ghetto during World War II. She and a..."
- Neil Gaiman (via jaynestown)
penryyn: how the hell do you cancel a show like this
reapersun: THE ACTUAL WORST IDEA
corgisandboobs: thesuperjew: The turtle cavalry is serious...
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
nahualli: … I just tried to trace this.
gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating...
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
cumberbuddy: Watching the race from the Mercedes garage...
Watching the race from the Mercedes garage [x]
Omg but srsly. I reaaaaaalllly like him in street clothes. Like a lot.