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Hi, I’m April. My tumblr game is old as balls. I’m a menace. var sc_project=9360824; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="a06f04e4"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

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    “Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.””


    [x] (via newzerokaneda)

    Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.

    He probably called up Steinbeck sometimes and was like I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE DIPSHITS and Steinbeck was all “That’s what you get for living in Paris, asshole”.

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    My new OTP. :) *Imagine* them together.

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    EW Lays Off Longtime Film Critic Owen Gleiberman in Staff Purge:

    Jesus. This is legitimately concerning at this point. I mean Lisa leaving sucked. Annie  leaving sucked. Ken leaving sucked. But now OWEN? (whom okay I don’t even know except I’ve read and cared about his opinion for ages) Jesus.


    I am so worried about EW. I just want it to be around forever and ever and ever.

    Everyone please go buy EW and subscribe and just don’t let my magazine die. 

    So worried.

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  • 04/02/14--19:14: Today was hard.
  • Today was hard.

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    So I’m trying to decide if I’m going to go back and read my favorite Johnlock fanfic or if I’m going to start a new one. It’s been a long time since I read my favorite Johnlock fanfic buuuuut I keep thinking about it.

    What if it isn’t as great as I remembered?

    This is why I can never bring myself to re-read good omens

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    Now is it just me, or does the light coming through the arch on the right look like a HUGE penis?

    So glad you made that comment. I was sat here thinking "Oh man that totally looks like a..whoa April..what a dirty mind you have there…." and then I saw your comment. Dirty-minded people unite.

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    “I thought we agreed as a culture to ignore the year we were all into swing”

    - Tom (Parks and Recreation)

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    Commission for April.

    I saw the Let’s Draw Sherlock culture swap and I can’t draw but I really wanted an homage to the South (my home prior to NYC) included. So I commissioned the wonderful Abitto for this piece and gosh isn’t it beautiful?

    Because cuddles in the back of a pick-up truck beneath the stars is a really wonderful thing.

    And the stars at night really are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas.

    In my mind this gorgeous drawing is called "Cowboy take me away"

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    Partners in Crime

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    alright we get it tumblr

    twice the reblogs twice the fun

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  • 04/04/14--05:58: Photo

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  • 04/04/14--12:03: pbsparents: Ba Dum Tss!

  • pbsparents:

    Ba Dum Tss!

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  • 04/04/14--12:04: Photo

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    Haute Hijab - Dubai, U.A.E.

    By: Langston Hues


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  • 04/04/14--13:54: Photo

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    Some inspiration from DT (x)

    Who doesn’t need some kind words from DT? I mean…really. 

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    Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

    It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

    if you want information it is

    and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

    why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

    There’s the hufflepuff

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    Happy birthday to cultural treasure Maya Angelou! Here she is in 1954.

    "There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you."

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