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khaleesri: "no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a...
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
"The really odd thing about human sex, though, was the way it went on even when people were fully..."
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The Fifth Elephant Terry Pratchett (via tremendoussocks)
sorry i couldn’t help it
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GOLD.
This is literally perfect.
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"I’m a middle-aged man now. I mean, someone, not working on the show but around the show, said..."
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Rupert Graves, in a 2002 interview with the Evening Standard. (via sangfroidwoolf)
(For reference, “the show” Rupert mentions is the Broadway production of The Elephant Man which he was appearing in at the time alongside Billy Crudup and Kate Burton.)
Full article is here - and well worth reading.
(via gravesdiggers)tysolna: gothghoul: ATTENTION: If you have an autoplay, if you...
ATTENTION: If you have an autoplay, if you post any triggering/NSFW content, if you are going on hiatus, or simply need to alert your followers of something, this post is for you.
A lot of people are triggered by sudden noises that they have no idea were coming, or just plain out not being ready for a sound or music. I’ve found a code for your tumblr that you can set to display your own message. I think it’d be really helpful if you have followers afraid of things that will suddenly startle them. You can find the code here. You can also use this for your own alert. Ex: “I am on hiatus!” “This blog contains ____.” This is good for many triggers. Simply copy and paste the code below your
and insert your own message into ‘YOUR MESSAGE HERE’. This has been a PSA. Please reblog this so people will know how to make their tumblrs a little safer. It’s not a must, but it’s a nice addition to help your followers feel safer on your blog.Or you could just, you know, not have an autoplay?
Personally, I think these went out of style with myspace… but to each their own. But frankly, nothing will make me leave your blog faster than an autoplay.
Definitely not a fan of autoplay overall but this sounds like a great idea for triggering things or just heads up messages. Course people hate popups but might be worth the annoyance in order to warn people about triggering content…or in my case…johnlock penis/nsfw content.
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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
outstanding
My blue steel.
did
did john green just reference supernatural
SUPERNATURAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
e-zekiel: cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm,...
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
bitterivy: mallayaa: did they just yes, they did
wsswatson: "you just want to see them fuck!" are you sure you’re not thinking of the hundreds of...
"you just want to see them fuck!"
are you sure you’re not thinking of the hundreds of thousands of straight men who watch lesbian porn and then vote against marriage equality?
chaosactual: 12-gauge-rage: r3druger: centurianking: Wow. Je...
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I'd write something for your Johnlock contest. How many words does it have to be?
Oh you sent this yesterday and I didn’t check my inbox yesterday at all.
Well yay. I dunno. If I do one then I’m thinking 500-1000 words. That isn’t so hard right?
I’m trying to decide if I should do it.
What right do I have to have a fanfic contest? It’s totally because I just want more crack and fluff based on season three…
We’ll see. I’ll prolly post it on the benedictcumberbatchruinedme blog if I do it…..
Thanks for encouraging my insanity!
aduhm: *sweats nervously*
OMG I am sorry to be a downer but why the hell isn’t this...
OMG I am sorry to be a downer but why the hell isn’t this kid secured in a car seat? That is really bugging me.
daryl-diixon: sebastian stan playing tennis aka the best...
OH MY GOD. My 10 year old ipod just… Awww. This was going to be a happy post about how my 10...
OH MY GOD. My 10 year old ipod just…
Awww.
This was going to be a happy post about how my 10 year old ipod started working again
But it just died again while I was writing this.
This is a sad post.