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Hi, I’m April. My tumblr game is old as balls. I’m a menace. var sc_project=9360824; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="a06f04e4"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

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    I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

    I usually know exactly what is going on. This may be a bit forward but I think all 480,000+ of you should follow me. Not on tumblr though. More like in a cult type way. I can help you know what’s going on….

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    Working on an ask reply. This is why I’m a little shit and ignore most of my messages. Shit takes time. I’m supposed to be trying to fall asleep.

    I’m picking out passages.

    Which is hard.

    okay back to the ask work…

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    Oh! Before I go to bed I want to publicly thank the lovey northray for snagging me a t-shirt at 221Bcon. She is lovely and I’m really bummed I didn’t get to share this con with her buuuuuuuut we WILL be doing the Sherlock convention come hell or high-water.

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    I strongly disagree, but the wank ain’t worth it: the tumblr story

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    As someone with a mohawk, I can verify this is 100% true.  The children’s wonder and amazement contrasting the sheer horror in the faces of their parents is a big part of the appeal.

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    The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and… everybody lives happily ever after.


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  • 04/07/14--06:13: Photo

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  • 04/07/14--08:19: Please help me keep my home!
  • erotic-moan-text-alert:

    Alright, guys, I really need your help.

    Two months ago I lost my job and was then subsequently rejected from receiving unemployment benefits.

    Since then I’ve applied for around 40 jobs and haven’t gotten a call back, despite being interviewed several times. The more interviews I have, the more my anxiety goes up during them, which probably lead to me flubbing a few up.

    My parent’s house is a toxic environment full of emotional and mental abuse (which is why I moved out in the first place.) They fat shame, victimize, and treat me like garbage. I don’t want to go back there, so I’m more content to live in poverty and eat ramen noodles every day if it means that I can continue to live in my tiny, albeit safe and cozy, apartment.

    I can’t afford any groceries because my emergency money is gone, I’ve maxed out all of my credit cards, and I haven’t had any income of any kind since the beginning of March. 

    TL;DR: There’s a donate button my page now, and I would be so incredibly thankful of any of you could donate a small amount so I can try to continue to pay my rent.


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    Fiona Apple-Regret.

    This song is just mesmerizing. It’s a bit heartbreaking but it’s also gorgeous. There is this perfect wail/chant that comes at the end as the background and it just underscores the emotion of the regrets and need to move on. 

    Fiona Apple has never made a song that I didn’t fall in love with for a few days at a time. This one I’ve loved since the album came out.

    Just perfect

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    i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up


    i fucked up so much

    i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

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    Our intel on Sebastian Stan—the bioengineered assassin of 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' 

    No mention of Kings….

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    Hundreds of never-before-seen photos of ’90s New York City have surfaced online. We talk to the photographer here.

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    ”A Comedian died last night, and nobody cares” - Rorschach

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    dean winchester + apple blossoms

    OH MY GOD!

    Why are Supernatural fan artists so frikkin talented?

    Did you sell your souls to the devil?

    This is gorgeous!

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    oh man ive had this in my wip folder forever but i’ve finally finished it! I really love the red string of fate belief and I can’t help but think that even if Stamford hadn’t been there on that bench that day, by some twist of fate John would sit down on that bench only to be disturbed by a strange man in a long coat talking animatedly to a skull about the decomposition rates of a human body or something, and (against his common sense) John would interrupt him because his medical facts stated are a little off and the rest would be history  (◡‿◡✿)

    Before I even read the paragraph I thought "oh man is that the red string of fate???" and it was. This is just lovely. So lovely.

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    MCU Challenge [2 of 4 BrOTPs | Tony Stark and Bruce Banner]

    It’s good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. 

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    Reminder about sharing my art with celebs:



    Someone messaged me with a suspicion earlier that someone may have tried to get someone to sign something of mine, particularly, something racy. Hopefully this is not the case.

    I’ve stated multiple times that I do not want my artwork shared with celebrities, ESPECIALLY…

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    Missed The Johnlock Shirt at 221b Con 2014? I am now taking preorders!

    You may choose to get the shirt in blue or grey, in ladies (up to 2XL) and unisex (up to 5XL) styles. Only $20 plus shipping! 

    »Preorder The Johnlock Shirt«

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    It’s at the Nintendo store in NYC and it still works!

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    i love how the fannibals’ relationship with dr chilton has gone from

    "fuck you you fucking fuck i can’t wait til hannibal puts you in a fucking pie and eats you"


    "you’d better make it to the end you beautiful bastard"

    Well he’s obviously making it to the end of the show. But oh wait. Do people not know?

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