Everything is Hannibal and
everythingnothing hurts
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
BEST
YES
WOOO
I AM SO HAPPY
POUR THE WINE AND PASS THE BREAD!
LET US FEAST ON THIS HAPPY NEWS!
nbchannibal: Everything is Hannibal and everything nothing...
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"Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted..."
“Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.”
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Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (via blaise-db)
#when people write Aziraphale as all proper and soothing #no dude#his store is never open when the sign says it’s gonna be and he’s gonna follow you around the store like you’re a registered shoplifter #he’s gonna look at you judgmentally no matter which section you’re browsing and make you feel all self-conscious about your taste in books #the front entrance has an unmarked step and after you trip he’ll say ‘mind the step’ #and then again when you fall going out #probably empty-handed because none of the prices are marked and you don’t really want to ask him how much anything costs #he probably short-changes you if you do try to buy something #and accuses you of trying to short-change him when you question it #Aziraphale is literally everything you hate in a shopkeeper
You have the best tags.
(via calamitycallaghan)
Weird, sulky Aziraphale is the best Aziraphale.
(via bloodonmytypewriterkeys)
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nbchannibal: Barges into your house like… HANNIBAL WAS RENEWED FOR A THIRD SEASON
Barges into your house like…
HANNIBAL WAS RENEWED FOR A THIRD SEASON
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entertainmentweekly: Five seasons and no movie: Community just...
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gnate1: I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he...
I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”
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rumregrets: inkandash: fancyfranzy: gildatheplant: bobbyandja...
You see that? The motherfucking QUEEN OF ENGLAND is taking a selfie. NONE OF Y’ALL BITCHES HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON AGAINST SELFIES ANYMORE OKAY
Her cellphone case has corgis booping noses. That’s frickin adorable.
Why do I find this picture so funny?
WILLIAM STOP MAKING BUNNY EARS ON GRANDMA THIS INSTANT …
THE QUEEN’S IPHONE HAS CORGIS BOOPING NOSES ON IT OH MY GOD
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Alfred Hitchcock and his film scripts, 1966.
Alfred Hitchcock and his film scripts, 1966.
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pikasafire: rockpaperhamburger: This pie chart sums up 2014 as...
This pie chart sums up 2014 as of today, May 1.
The most depressing pie chart I’ve seen today.
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Heh every kudos I get on that Anderlock fic just pleases me immensely. It makes me so happy. I...
Heh every kudos I get on that Anderlock fic just pleases me immensely. It makes me so happy. I don’t ship it. I just was like…well obviously they’d fuck at this point so let’s write this shiz.
Not that I’m not pleased about Johnlock kudos…. those are nice. But it’s such a rare pair that I am gleeful.
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hoomie: LOOK AT MY PHONE
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"You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago."
“You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.”
- Grow every second (via lofticriess)
- Grow every second (via lofticriess)
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Larry Wilmore to take over Stephen Colbert’s time slot with ‘The Minority Report’ on Comedy Central
Larry Wilmore to take over Stephen Colbert’s time slot with ‘The Minority Report’ on Comedy Central:
Comedy Central isn’t wasting any time — “Daily Show” correspondent Larry Wilmore will take over Stephen Colbert’s time slot in 2015, the network announced Friday night.
“The Minority Report with Larry Wilmore,” created and produced by “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart, will debut next January after “The Colbert Report” wraps up for good this year, airing at 11:30 p.m. Colbert, of course, is heading over to CBS to take over “The Late Show” from David Letterman in 2015….
“While Larry Wilmore is a brilliant comic and showrunner, this is all just a complicated ruse to get him to move to New York and turn him into a Knicks fan,” Stewart said in the announcement. He will serve as executive producer with Wilmore.
Wilmore chimed in as well: “I’m beyond excited to have this chance to continue my relationships with Comedy Central and the brilliant Jon Stewart,” he said. “I love the city of New York and promise to only wear my Laker t-shirts when I’m layering.”
(read more at the Washington Post)
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fallontonight: All of Amy Schumer and Jimmy’s deepest secrets...
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artbymoga: thesilversparrow: straygod-yato: koishi-ampora: pe...
SUPER DORK BUTT I WIN
el fucking bitch ahahahah
magical scary homosexual. perfect.
Giant Ass Privelege
PRINCESS YURI BITCH
giant. fucking. fucker.
Princess Yaoi Face. Hey, at least I’m a princess.
Magical Tiger Whore. Basically.
OH JESUS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING….
Doctor.Fucking.Butt.
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kenfucky: I laugh so hard @ people with deep inspirational grindr bios like what r u tryna do hook...
I laugh so hard @ people with deep inspirational grindr bios like what r u tryna do hook up with Socrates??
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ipomoeaj: Why I don’t tumbl at work.
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