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Am I the only person who hosts an imaginary cooking show every time they cook?
#because seriously it’s every time.
#I just did a segment on making toast.
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shutthefuckupstraightpeople: watchingcuriously: basedlibido: T...
This is pretty much literally my dad’s opinion.
That is one giant bug…
What is that? A grasshopper?
Also…what ducks and deer get up to in the privacy of their…ponds?…is their business.
WAIT!!!
GAY MARRIAGE LEADS TO GIANT GRASSHOPPERS!!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I SUPPORT ANYMORE!!
Seriously I just stared at the bug for a good minute. I was like is it a steam punk bug? How is it so big? And I think it’s trying to eat her face really. He’s got some purty eyes though. *wink, wink*
Wow…i got goosebumps looking at this.
Wow…i got goosebumps looking at this.
"God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that..."
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Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)
this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard
(via wickedwitchelphaba)
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
The notes.
You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this
England has about 20 actors and most of them are in Neverwhere and it's awesome
ewanmcgregoring:
premiumcountryside: owldee: watch-things-on-vcr: harbek: tibe...
I wasted a few minutes trying to remember what episode of Doctor Who this related to and then realized it was about Titanic…
I wasted a few minutes trying to figure out why Rose and Jack would be in the Titanic episode when that’s season 4.
I tried to click the reblog button in the picture.
Whovians are a mess.
OMG I totally was like…what episode?
Is it weird that I was thinking “Um wait how long is a pregnancy?” And the answer came...
Is it weird that I was thinking “Um wait how long is a pregnancy?” And the answer came in the form of a mental picture of that Hugh Grant movie?
thefrogman: Twitter: The Comic by Mike Rosenthal [website |...
hiddlestonhug: “you better be quiet. we wouldn’t want anyone...
“you better be quiet. we wouldn’t want anyone to open the door and see you like this, now would we?”
PORNNNNNOO
Wait…who is this?
kiggor: What If Your Friends Acted Like Your Pets
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lakilester: No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the...
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
Dear Samantha,
I love you. Marry me.
Love,
The internet
Old Cock and Mother Hen.
Old Cock and Mother Hen.
deserthooker: theswampofgeorge: Images 1 & 2. About...
Images 1 & 2. About halfway through getting dressed for thanksgiving dinner, I noticed shirtless kilt-wearing was too awesome to keep to myself.
Images 3-6. Then I got a bit carried away. Feel free to use any as a cover for a trashy, Scottish-themed romance novel.
LOVE
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