but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
same
Jesus
I bet those two are couple now..
I’m gay
me too
indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-...
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almostwalrus: zenpencils: MAYA ANGELOU ‘Phenomenal...
deadlysubstance: This made me laugh way harder than it should
doctorwho: Check out this great TARDIS cake tutorial video from...
Check out this great TARDIS cake tutorial video from Jamie Oliver’s Food Tube channel!
Okay I really, really, really want one of you guys to try this out……. please tumblr. Do the thing where we all try to make it and it turns out…well….special.
Wow…my dash is….dead. That rarely happens. Look I’m going to follow some people....
Wow…my dash is….dead. That rarely happens. Look I’m going to follow some people. Don’t follow me back. That would be illogical. I might get bored and unfollow you within a week and you’ll get upset and it’ll be a thing. So okay here goes.
edwardspoonhands: phampants: HOLY SHIT!!! Wait…what? Runs to...
ronahld: Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average. Pride and Prejudice - Jane...
Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.
Pride and Prejudice - Jane AustenLord of the Rings - JRR TolkienJane Eyre - Charlotte BronteHarry Potter series - JK RowlingTo Kill a Mockingbird - Harper LeeThe Bible - Council of NiceaWuthering Heights - Emily BronteNineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip PullmanGreat Expectations - Charles DickensLittle Women - Louisa M AlcottTess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas HardyCatch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du MaurierThe Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian FaulkCatcher in the Rye - JD SalingerThe Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey NiffeneggerMiddlemarch - George EliotGone With The Wind - Margaret MitchellThe Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles DickensWar and Peace - Leo TolstoyThe Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn WaughCrime and Punishment - Fyodor DostoyevskyGrapes of Wrath - John SteinbeckAlice in Wonderland - Lewis CarrollThe Wind in the Willows - Kenneth GrahameAnna Karenina - Leo TolstoyDavid Copperfield - Charles DickensChronicles of Narnia - CS LewisEmma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane AustenThe Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De BernieresMemoirs of a Geisha - Arthur GoldenWinnie the Pooh - AA MilneAnimal Farm - George OrwellThe Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia MarquezA Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie CollinsAnne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas HardyThe Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret AtwoodLord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann MartelDune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella GibbonsSense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz ZafonA Tale Of Two Cities - Charles DickensBrave New World - Aldous HuxleyThe Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia MarquezOf Mice and Men - John SteinbeckLolita - Vladimir NabokovThe Secret History - Donna TarttThe Lovely Bones - Alice SeboldCount of Monte Cristo - Alexandre DumasOn The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas HardyBridget Jones’s Diary - Helen FieldingMidnight’s Children - Salman RushdieMoby Dick - Herman MelvilleOliver Twist - Charles DickensDracula - Bram StokerThe Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson BurnettNotes From A Small Island - Bill BrysonUlysses - James JoyceThe Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile ZolaVanity Fair - William Makepeace ThackerayPossession - AS ByattA Christmas Carol - Charles DickensCloud Atlas - David MitchellThe Color Purple - Alice WalkerThe Remains of the Day - Kazuo IshiguroMadame Bovary - Gustave FlaubertA Fine Balance - Rohinton MistryCharlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch AlbomAdventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid BlytonHeart of Darkness - Joseph ConradThe Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-ExuperyThe Wasp Factory - Iain BanksWatership Down - Richard AdamsA Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil ShuteThe Three Musketeers - Alexandre DumasHamlet - William ShakespeareCharlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
I hate these things dammit. With their “six is the average” bullshit and let’s all pretend we’re super cool because we’ve read more than six of these books….
Buuut I’m really in the mood to procrastinate soooo
controlyourface: No good ever came from a piece of cherry...
No good ever came from a piece of cherry pie
I actually hated this a lot.
I was like omg we get it, Noah Hawley.
With you heavy-handed bullshit…..
Damn okay.
WE GET IT.
ivywalled: I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot...
I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day
Well….
Well….
But I loved this! Lean and look. It’s just good fun this...
But I loved this! Lean and look. It’s just good fun this moment.
playbill: Following Neil Patrick Harris’ Departure, Andrew...
Really? What…an…interesting choice.
glaad: Laverne Cox talks about the trans community with Katie...
deadlinecom: Tom Hiddleston as Hank Sr. Now, THAT’S some...
Tom Hiddleston as Hank Sr. Now, THAT’S some casting, as Deadline reports here: http://www.deadline.com/2014/06/tom-hiddleston-to-play-country-icon-hank-williams-and-will-sing-as-well/
Hiddleston will play the doomed country star and sing in the role too. Gotta imagine there’s some folks out there that can’t wait to see how this one plays out. What do you think? Looking forward to it?
What the frikkle frackle is this shit?
therobotmonster: fuckyeahradiodeadair: i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story… Who...
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
"A FEMALE Assassin? How does she kill? With a BOOB!?"
- someone at Ubisoft, probably (via togesmooch)
I think I might start up a livejournal or deadjournal again. BECAUSE I AM OLD. OK? (and it’s...
I think I might start up a livejournal or deadjournal again.
BECAUSE I AM OLD. OK?
(and it’s just better for meeting and discussing things)
moosezekiel: wellcometothedarkside: (◡‿◡✿) jesus fuck warn a...
toastheaven: iknewyouweretroublewheniloggedin: thefaultinourmet...
iknewyouweretroublewheniloggedin:
Grab any item you like from this list at atmost20.com/CollegeDormItems
I would buy everything on this list
GIMMIE THE FUCKIN HOODIE PILLOW
I need all of this. ALL OF THIS I TELL YOU.
i’m such a fucking nerd but seriously that ironing board? it’s very important that i have that by the time i move
So…. This is a great birthday gift list. Just saying.
… oh my god I need that pillow like I need to breathe.