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    slimiest:

    a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
    “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
    “got it. check my dashboard”
    “that skeleton gif you like is back again”
    he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”


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    priestessofnox:

    johnshavesfor-sherlock:

    zootedboy:

    man i dont even know if this a good idea

    but it sounds efficient 

    Let me just make a dress out of the green ones

    How about one for “Single but not interested”?

    Or one for “Single and Gay”?

    It’s called a stoplight or a traffic light party and they’re pretty awesome….if done well.


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    nbcparksandrec:

    Let freedom ring.


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  • Happy 4th of July!


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    4thofjulys:

    indepenDANCE PARTY

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    "IT’s FROM THE AMERICANS

    THE WANT TO ORGANIZE A COUNTER-OFFENSIVE.”

    "ABOUT BLOODY TIME!"

    I LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the around the world moment in Independence day so fuckin muuuuuch

    And the french people smoking their cigarettes and everyone is all getting ready to kill some aliens and it makes me so fikkin happppy.


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    stitchlock:

    ….. i was curious….. i just wanted to see so i recolored my last piece…and…i….


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    That mans not a salesman. That’s your daddy.

    Omg ,Armageddon, you are brilliant.

    this movie is so important to me.


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    sandandglass:

    vmpreweeknd:

    these next 24 hours on tumblr will be the most annoying thing anyone has ever experienced 

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    Tbqh if your whole goal is to shit talk America today then I’m going to unfollow you and never look back.


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    galacticcanibalism:

    the entire USA right now


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    touchyourblood:

    I dunno, man, I fit both those categories and I gotta say I feel pretty fucking accepted here, so…

    Hmm…

    …maybe …

    …it’s because …

    …you’re taking someone’s venting …

    …about the horrific things that white and/or cis people in general do …

    …and instead of analyzing and adjusting your own behavior …

    …to make sure you don’t contribute …

    …and calling out other white and/or cis people who contribute …

    …you’re making it all about you?

    I don’t know who you are, touchyourblood,  but I think I love you. Cause…yes!


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    johix:

    sweet dreams little gay baby


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    make-wavves:

    secretly—suicidal:

    lostbrokenandburnt:

    cassbones:

    ecstatic-motion:

    My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

    ****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

    "Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"

    reblogged for the that comment ^

    why im terrified of bunnies. look at it. 


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    penguinteen:

    Happy Independence Day, book lovers! Celebrate fREADom this 4th of July!


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