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Wendy Watson: Pip, the malignant nematode son of my building owner is ripping me off and selling my work in a gallery.
Wendy Watson: Pip, the malignant nematode son of my building owner is ripping me off and selling my work in a gallery.
The Middleman: Back up 200 feet. Did you say you're being plagiarized? That's dirty pool. I'll clean his clock.
Wendy Watson: What happened to taking the middle road, and using violence as a last resort?
The Middleman: There's no negotiating with plagiarists, Dubbie. You take credit for a man's ideas, you rob his spirit.
The Middleman: Back up 200 feet. Did you say you're being plagiarized? That's dirty pool. I'll clean his clock.
Wendy Watson: What happened to taking the middle road, and using violence as a last resort?
The Middleman: There's no negotiating with plagiarists, Dubbie. You take credit for a man's ideas, you rob his spirit.
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putinsboots: fandoms—assemble: so i was reading the comments on the orlando bloom/ justin bieber...
so i was reading the comments on the orlando bloom/ justin bieber video and i came across this gem
i am crYING
OMFG
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If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!
LEARN SISTERS AND BROTHERS. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
they said “bra wearer”
respect, lifehacks.
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thestudentprincesss: barefootdramaturg: jewlesthemagnificent: ...
commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.
2,000 notes.
JERKING OFF TO THIS
OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.
By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.
ALSO, ‘amount’ and ‘number’ follow the same rules as ‘less’ and ‘fewer’, respectively. it’s not an ‘amount’ of people, it’s a number of people; by contrast, it IS an ‘amount of water’, etc.
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heisenburger: #god the gleeful morbidity of this series makes...
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i’m just gonna let this night go to the dark RPF place i know some of you were thinkin about
see it’s not that weird, because i drew their wife/gf there
filming it
that makes it not weird
i’m just really excited about sherlock s3 okay
Oh. My. God. (Said in Sherlock fangirl from the trailer voice)
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hello, i have a question on drawing. How do you know what to draw when you were starting out? I'm still a beginner and I can't seem to find out what to draw and I get frustrated and give up and not even look at a pencil for days. I want to get better and I see improvement in what I do but I just cant seem to be happy with anything I do
The best thing to do in the beginning is to draw a line of action. It’s kinda like a foundation for your drawing. For example, if I wanted to draw a teenage Sherlock looking over his shoulder, I would either a.) imagine the curve of his body in my mind or b.) use a reference. Since this is a tutorial, I’m going to reference a picture of myself.
Reference:
Hello! I’m in my jammies! Okay, the first thing you need to do is define your line of action.
It may be hard for you to define a line of action when you first start drawing. Practicing gesture drawings, or 30 second to five minute studies of the human body, will help you adopt an eye for lines of action. The line of action gives your art a reference point.
So here’s a basic shape sketch framing the line of action. I call it a ‘basic shape sketch’ because, well…basic shapes. Circles, squares, rectangles, triangles. Nothing too complicated. Imagine you’re playing with building blocks.
Now that you have your frame, you can begin the sketch.
A sketch is more like a roadmap. Doesn’t have to be detailed. You’re just giving yourself a general idea what everything is, where it goes, and how it’s supposed to look.
First drafts are rarely perfect, but it’s a great starting point. I went to a seminar not too long ago and the advice that stood out to me the most was: You can’t create and destroy at the same time. Finish your first draft and then worry about revision. Otherwise, you’ll erase your drawing to death and you’ll be left with nothing.
Second draft: I’ve erased unnecessary lines and cleaned up my nearish to final product. I’ve also made a few changes. Once you’ve cleaned up your drawing, it’s easier to identify what you want to change and how you want to change it.
Final draft: touch ups and tah dah! All done.
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Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”
Wow. I didn’t know Dave Chappelle was Muslim 😃
Wow
I have always had respect for Dave Chappelle, he is an amazing and a very intelligent man that has been highly ripped to shreds by the media. I saw his show in Radio City Music Hall this year and he is still slaying with his mix of comedy and whit to this day.
Love Dave
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SITCOM CHARACTER ARCHETYPES
(taken and edited from my great, amazing Television professor last spring.)
The Square— Often the central protagonist, and usually The Everyman or the Only Sane Man or Woman. A large portion of the comedy from such a character comes from his/her reactions to the situation or other characters.
The Wisecracker— The domain of the SNARKER or PUN MAKER. This character just lives to make fun of others. If the protagonist isn’t a Square, s/he is most likely a Wisecracker.
The Bully— Despite the name, The Bully is oftentimes not an actual bully per se, but is sometimes a Jerk with a Heart of Gold. Typically more outright belligerent than The Wisecracker, if written as a complete Jerkass, The Bully may actively dislike all the other characters. If female, this will be The Rich Bitch.
The Dork— Aka the Nerd, the Dork need not be stereotypically nerdy or geeky, at least not visually, though he or she should be such in relation to the other members of the cast.
The Goofball— This role is typically filled by The Ditz or the Cloud Cuckoo Character, but the character could also be generically zany or a Blithe Spirit rather than outright ditzy. Could also be a Pollyanna, with naivety serving as the defining trait; if so, expect this to be the youngest character.
The Charmer— This character comes in two varieties: First, the Casanova, the lover, the player. Enough said. Second, a more classically refined character, someone who is a devout adherent to old-fashioned politeness, grace and decorum.
The Stick— Crank The Square up to eleven, and you have The Stick. This character is extremely uptight and stuffy, a stickler for the rules if you will, a stick in the mud as it were. Usually humorless, often humorously so. The humor from The Stick generally results from his/her dismay or outright horror at the antics of the others.
The Sage— Usually an older character, this person acts as a sort of Mentor to the main characters, dispensing advice and a fable or two. Though close to the main group, The Sage generally exists outside that group, for example a neighbor, or an authority figure such as a teacher.
The Bigmouth— A (sometimes) softer, less-hateful alternative to The Bully, The Bigmouth is an annoying, um, bigmouth. Whether s/he is a Know-Nothing Know-It-All, an overbearing egotist like Ted Baxter, or an intrusive Nosy Neighbor, The Bigmouth just has a knack for getting on everyone’s nerves.
In my great search through my blog this morning I refound this post.
It’s gold.
And I’m writing a sitcom right now so it’s useful.
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elasmosaurus: Some of the doodles I drew on the back of the...
Some of the doodles I drew on the back of the Sherlock Valentines cards to personalize them ~(u w u)~
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