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    you’re like a party somebody threw me
    you taste like birthday
    you look like New Year

    Fuck me.


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    http://undermycroftsumbrella.tumblr.com/post/104120304628:

    miadifferent:

    undermycroftsumbrella:

    So I just tried my hand at deciphering this first page script of the special

    (original here)

    image

    I didn’t get much, of course, but thanks to miadifferent I could fill som of the blanks in.

    Now, ‘owner’ fits really well with the letters, but…


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    sherlocksglassoftea:

    credits to miadifferentsuper-cumbercookiecumberbear and everyone else who contributed to this so far

    excerpts from a study in scarlet which appear in the script:

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    221bsnowy:

    Okay so because I’m insane and have nothing better to do with my time, I decided to try and figure out some of that barely-visible text.

    I loaded up the image in photoshop and played around with blending and contrast and stuff until I came up with the second image, and tried to read as much as I could from there.

    The actual words are what I could read (or what I’m pretty sure was there). Dashes are words I couldn’t read, but could estimate how many letters. Equal signs are where I had no idea what that was.

    So with what I could read, maybe something with Reichenbach again? The pool even?

    Anyways, here’s the images in case someone would like to translate more of it or just look at what I shamefully spent about the last hour doing.


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    miadifferent:

    omg, omg, omg!!! look at this!!! the Special transcript starts with a quote frome a Study in Scarlett!!!!!!!

    (Transcript)


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    thegingerbatch:

    chrispyfishinc:

    Just cause she’s little doesn’t mean she ain’t a bed hog…

    The struggle is real

    100% this is so accurate my dog is so small but he insists on sleeping between my knees so I can’t move all night

    So accurate. And sometimes I finally move and disturb him and I think I am a monster to disturb the sleeping cutie.


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    For whoever tagged me…

    My five favorite comfort movies.

    (I feel like I’m revealing secret kinks here….comfort movies are like so revealing)

    1) Hannibal (a variety of scenes from this but the moment with the experts who smell the letter and the performance of vide cor meum are highly rated with me. And a variety of bits at the end. Honestly the whole movie.)

    2) Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

    3) Silence of the Lambs ( I swear I am not a serial killer but it’s so relaxing.)

    4) Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (It just sets just the right ambiance for me)

    5)The Pelican Brief


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    chapsnats:

    THIS IS A BUN APPRECIATION POST


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    marissarella:

    setbabiesonfire:

     

    fractals. everything is fractals.

    THIS THOUGH everything is fractals - the branches on a tree, the veins in your body, lightning, snowflakes, river networks, and so much more.


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    johnthreecontinents:

    when you and your friend have a fun night out and get drunk together and accidentally make out and your friend is engaged to someone else

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    entertainmentweekly:

    J.K. Rowling’s new Pottermore material hints at Snape’s past


    I wonder will we learn when he turned into a pos?

    Yeah, I am not a Snape apologist. That shit is not acceptable.


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    mid0nz:

    agnesanutter kinda tagged me I think so this is for her.

    My five favorite comfort movies.

    1) The Silence of the Lambs

    2) Harold and Maude

    3) G.I. Jane

    4) The Quick and the Dead 

    5) The Brave One

    Squee! Silence of the Lambs Yay! I’ve never made it through Harold and Maude though I feel I would love it.  What’s your favorite scene in GI Jane?


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    interimperfection:

    I always worry for people with vaginas that get whisked off without warning on magical journeys. It’s like, “Girl, grab some tampons. They don’t have those in Narnia.”


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    Me: makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

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    slayboybunny:

    i hate how buzzfeed is always winning against me. i really honestly want to consider myself above clickbait…..but when i see an article on facebook titled “13 potatoes that look like channing tatum”……….


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