Johnlock fic where Sherlock is all “I’m straight!” for half of the fic and he even gets a girlfriend much to the ever increasing annoyance of John. And finally John kisses him once and Sherlock’s all “omg like I am so super gay, that was a ploy you dumb bisexual bastard. Now come on and fuck me proper.”
I mean this is how it ends. in case you were wondering.