Aries: American Gothic - Grant Wood
Taurus: Water Lilies - Monet
Gemini: Starry Night - Van Gogh
Cancer: The Kiss - Gustav Klimt
Leo: Monalisa - Da Vinci
Virgo: Guernica - Picasso
Libra: Girl With a Pearl Earring - Johannes Vermeer
Scorpio: The Scream - Edvard Munch
Sagittarius: Dogs Playing Poker - C.M. Coolidge
Capricorn: The Night Watch - Rembrandt
Aquarius: The Persistence of memory - Salvador Dali
Pisces: Cafe Terrace at Night - Van Gogh
THIS ONE ACTUALLY FUCKIN ANGERS ME. OKAY? FIRST OFF WATER LILLIES ISNT ONE FUCKIN PAINTING ITS A FUCKIN SERIES. A FUCKIN SERIES OF FUCKIN WATER LILIES FOR THE LOVE OF SHIT. SERENE ASS LILIES FLOATING ON THE FUCKIN WATER. FIRST OFF TAURUS IS A FUCKIN EARTH SIGN MOTHERFUCKERS. SO AT LEAST SHOW ME THE FUCKIN GROUND OR SOME SHIT IN THE FUCKIN PAINTING. I MEAN IF YOU WERE GONNA FUCK US OFF WITH SOME DUMB ASS WATER FUCKIN PAINTING THEN GIVE US SOMETHING LIKE BIRTH OF FUCKIN VENUS THEN WE CAN AT LEAST THROUGH RIDICULOUSness GET TO THE GREEK COUNTERPART AND THEN WE HAVE APRIL AND THE START OF THE SIGN. BUT NO I FUCKIN REJECT YOUR FUCKIN STUPID FUCKIN PAINTING. WE ARE FUCKIN NAPOLEON CROSSING THE ALPS OR CAFE TERACE AT NIGHT… NAW NAW FUCK THAT WE ARE THE EARTHLY DELIGHTS. ARE NOT FUCKIN WATER LILIES.