WELL GUYS I THINK I’VE FOUND MY NEW BEDSHEETS.
TPC canon fact: Libby has a baby blanket made out of this fabric, because Sofia is the bestworst partner and Roxy’s family is very Texan. When Jack first starts living with the Galán-Grant family, Libby leaves stuffed animals and blankies in his bed so he doesn’t get lonely. Jack just looks at this blanket and despairs for the future.
Because in the future, even Abraham Lincoln is scandalous. Damn you, Sexy Abe.
Jack’s life is hard.
I can’t stop scream-laughing at Paul Revere’s face. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Paul Revere.
Holy fucknuts, I need this fabric in my life forever.