THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
There is literally nothing appetizing about this either. WHO JUST EATS A HUNK OF HOT COOKED EGG LIKE THAT. WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA.
Reblogging for “hot cooked egg”. EWWW!!!
A large part of me wants to purchase this product and force the hideous egg sticks upon my friends and family.
Eat them. Eat the stick of egg.
This is why I love you Elle. Also you are a sick fuck.
shared this with the people at work…everyone thinks it’s a good idea. I think I need a new job.