How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

• Wet hair
• Comb through
• Separate at the part
• Draw a pentagram on the floor
• Perform blood sacrifice
• Offer up your soul to the devil
• Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
• Summon Satan
• Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”