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katherinearandez:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea