Matt Smith, January 2009
He looks really mysterious and sophisticated and then you get the episodes and he’s running round with a mop and falling about like a drunk giraffe and is generally the most unsophisticated thing you’ve ever seen in your life and it’s fabulous.
I still remember being so pissed off when they cast him. I kept saying “This is bullshit. This is their answer to fuckin’ Twilight. I HATE THEM ALL!” And then….and then…. they just made me eat crow. Because this mofo is as far away from a brooding, sparkly vampire as you can possibly be.