I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies.
And the horrible thing is the panic isn’t over. Why hasn’t someone bought Hostess yet? DAMMIT!
I wonder if we can get John Cougar Melloncamp to make a Twinkie-aid concert for this crisis?
Something needs to be done. Twinkie-Aid needs to happen yesterday. Some type of anthem needs to be song. Where is Bono? Has he sorted the world yet? Can’t he fix this?