bountyhunterdwe: agnesanutter: novicewizard: get-back-to-hogwarts: I sometimes feel offended by...

bountyhunterdwe:

agnesanutter:

novicewizard:

get-back-to-hogwarts:

I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies. 

And the horrible thing is the panic isn’t over. Why hasn’t someone bought Hostess yet? DAMMIT!

I wonder if we can get John Cougar Melloncamp to make a Twinkie-aid concert for this crisis?

Something needs to be done. Twinkie-Aid needs to happen yesterday.  Some type of anthem needs to be song. Where is Bono? Has he sorted the world yet? Can’t he fix this?