agnesanutter: ALRIGHT I AM ABOUT TO READ A HETEROSEXUAL FANFIC. I AM SO AFRAID. WHAT DO I DO IF A...

agnesanutter:

ALRIGHT I AM ABOUT TO READ A HETEROSEXUAL FANFIC. I AM SO AFRAID.

WHAT DO I DO IF A VAGINA SHOWS UP?

RUN?

I DON’T EVEN KNOW!

This is awful. Why did I do this? I just want John to show up and make the vagina haver leave Sherlock alone.