ALRIGHT I AM ABOUT TO READ A HETEROSEXUAL FANFIC. I AM SO AFRAID.
WHAT DO I DO IF A VAGINA SHOWS UP?
RUN?
I DON’T EVEN KNOW!
I couldn’t do it. *runs back to the sweet bosom of Johnlock and re-reads A Cure For Boredom because that’s as far as I can go near hetero fic*
