"You do know your hand is on my arse?"
"Do you want to share this umbrella or not?"
"I do."
"Well then."
"I just didn’t know not getting rained on equated to getting groped, that’s all."
"My hand is not groping. It is resting."
"Groping."
"Resting."
"Gr…"
"I am not responsible for the difference in our statures! The umbrella is too small; I am merely trying to keep you close and out of the rain."
"Right."
"If you’d prefer to get wet…"
"No, it’s fine."
"Fine."
"Good."
"Good."
"I usually pretend I haven’t noticed."
"I have no idea…"
"I mean, it’s not like this is the first time."
"I don’t…"
"But if you want more, then you should tell me."
"I… Why should I?"
"Because you can have it."