white people in horror movie: “hey guys, this sounds interesting! let’s go see what’s up!”
"hey, let’s split up"
"check it out, there’s Latin written on the walls in some kinda reddish-brown stuff *reads aloud*"
"Calm down. That’s just the wind."
"I don’t know about you, but I really need a shower."
"What’s that under the bed? *looks underneath*
"Whats in the closet?" *opens closet*
*hears something on the other side of the door* Hello? Who’s there? *opens door dramatically slow*
*door viciously slams shut* it’s just a draft
"Hey, let’s have sex!"
"I dunno, Brad…"
"Oh, c’mon - we’re all alone, what could happen?"
"OKAY!"