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dixiebell: threepatchpodcast: Coming up for Extreme Crafting...

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dixiebell:

threepatchpodcast:

Coming up for Extreme Crafting in Episode 9: 

Chocolate Anuses

with guest crafter Drinkingcocoa

Photos, from top:

1. The Woman.  White chocolate on a bed of rose petals.

2. Honey, You Should See Me in a Crown.  Bittersweet chocolate with tinted center presented on gold foil atop a doily.

3. Form the pucker by gently poking the melted candy with a skewer through a layer of plastic wrap.  Refrigerate for 20 minutes, then carefully remove plastic wrap and unmold.

4. To create a raised effect, reminiscent of a sphincter, fill the candy mold depression to the top before shaping.  To focus on a pleasing pucker, slightly underfill.  Remember, you can always turn the anus over to present the more innocuous side to your unsuspecting guests.

5.  Assortment, clockwise from top:

* Semisweet chocolate with a dot of tinted white chocolate in the center, requested by Penns-woods.

* Peanut butter for that nutty flavor, requested by Dixiebell.

* Tinted white chocolate, pronounced “disturbing, like something from an autopsy” by Foxestacado, but praised as “pink and rosy” by Dixiebell.

* Delicious high-quality milk chocolate.  Melts easily; always serve in a candy wrapper to prevent unsightly smudges.

6.  Anuses on a stick!  Suggested by Penns-woods.

7.  Sherlock being an asshole.

Serving suggestions:

Try brushing the anuses with some edible glitter dust for a festive look.  You could serve cherries on the side, or perhaps a dainty bowl of crème anglaise.

Drinking Cocoa, it was a real treat having you and your anuses on Extreme Crafting. What a finger licking good segment!! ~Dix

Chocolate anuses….holy shit I love this fandom


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