doctor-gingerbatch-frankenstein:
#on a scale from one to ten #how much of a ridiculous crush did i have on cary elwes as a child #if you answered anything less that seven hundred million thousand #you are incorrect
You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you.
My (super awesome, terrifyingly attractive) friend is going to dress up as Westley for Halloween.
If I don’t get to make out with him while he’s in costume, my entire fucking life will have been a waste.
please make out with him. make out with him for all of us.