This is pretty much literally my dad’s opinion.
That is one giant bug…
What is that? A grasshopper?
Also…what ducks and deer get up to in the privacy of their…ponds?…is their business.
WAIT!!!
GAY MARRIAGE LEADS TO GIANT GRASSHOPPERS!!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I SUPPORT ANYMORE!!
Seriously I just stared at the bug for a good minute. I was like is it a steam punk bug? How is it so big? And I think it’s trying to eat her face really. He’s got some purty eyes though. *wink, wink*