“I’m wildly unhappy, I’m trying to buy it, and it’s not working.”
- Jacob Palmer [Crazy Stupid Love]
First off, Is Ryan Gosling real? He can’t be real. Look at him. Not just the abs and what not but just….him.
Second, I had a dream me and him were sat on a subway platform then he leaned over and asked to kiss me. I said “why?” And he said “Because you look like you’d be a great kisser and I think you want me to kiss you.” And just as I was about to kiss him Keanu Reeves showed up and I ran and hugged and kissed and did other things with Keanu because I’ve had an affair with Keanu for much longer than I’ve liked Ryan. Ryan just sort’ve slinked away onto the train.
SHAAAARING!
