men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame
Look I DON’T CARE if I won’t haVE TIme FoR reading I WILL BRING MY BOOK ANYWAY cause having a book with you when you go somewhere is such a good feeling, OKAY?
Haha hi just here to point out that saying “the virus is nature trying to fix the planet by removing humans” is both wildly misinformed and hugely dehumanizing to the people at risk right now, so please do some research on who exactly benefits from that rhetoric and don’t slip headlong into becoming a fascist thank you