deareje: as someone just said …new tab for instant death. You...
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missesclevertimelady: thefuuuucomics: gambler-x: im-the-doctor...
Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
NYET.
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Wood.
THE MEN OF TUMBLR
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I’m not at all ridiculous.
I’m not at all ridiculous.
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lumos5000: taleasoldastimelords: [SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOP] JACK NEVER MET ELEVEN [SCREAMS FROM...
[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOP] JACK NEVER MET ELEVEN
[SCREAMS FROM AN ADJACENT ROOFTOP] WE HAVE THE 50TH AND CHRISTMAS. THERE IS STILL HOPE
*cry* OH GOD PLEASE LET JACK MEET ELEVEN. HE JUST HAS TO!
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"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus],..."
“Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus…I did worry if the stress caused by my son’s incarceration didn’t help trigger it. But yeah, it’s a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.”
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So, you know, Michael Douglas said this over the weekend. (via entertainmentweekly)
Get it, Catherine!
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erinchu: justaconsultingangel: dreaming-about-short-giants: wo...
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im likea city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
this is why I’m so surprised when people say they’re driving to the next state to see some concert
like aRE YOU SERIOUS, IT TOOK ME AND MY FAMILY 12 HOURS OF STRAIGHT DRIVING TO EVEN REACH THE BORDER
I’m Dutch and tomorrow I’m going on a one-day schooltrip… to france
oh my fucking god
I live in Germany currently and it STILL trips me out when my husband is like “LET’S DRIVE TWO HOURS TO ANOTHER COUNTRY LOL” @____@
Texas is a state. Australia is a fuckin continent.
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Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
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person: whats an OTP?
person: whats an OTP?
me: the fictional couple you think about when you listen to Fix You by Coldplay
me: the fictional couple you think about when you listen to Fix You by Coldplay
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threepalaces:
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I was recently rid of a man again
I was recently rid of a man again
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sherlocked-with-thebeatles: thevulcantimelord: superwholockinga...
THAT’S SUCH A FUCKING NICE SHIRT WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS LIKE I OWN THAT SHIRT AND IT’S SO COMFY AND WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SHIRT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE COOOOOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN RIP A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIRT BECAUSE I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU FIGHT SOME NAZIS THEN WE CAN TALK MR SHIRT RIPPER
Just that comment
No but forreal I couldn’t even concentrate on how attractive this is supposed to be because I was cringing over the ripped Captain America shirt like sir get your priorities together
Tumblr, where people are more concerned with fandom shirts than hot guys.
Reblogging just for the comments…
I really DON’T understand why he had to tear the shirt. Couldn’t he just ya know…slip it off?
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I have the worst fanfic hangover. I honestly think it’s why I’m in a mood. I finished it...
I have the worst fanfic hangover. I honestly think it’s why I’m in a mood. I finished it and it was great and now I’m left thinking nothing will ever be as good again.
And I know that’s not true.
I’ll find another.
It’s just DAMMIT.
I’ve only found two.
And I’ve read….oh God…is it in the thousands at this point?
I read fast.
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angelchrys: ‘Mexico’ by Cake is my new jam. Everything Cake is...
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"YOU’RE A WINCHESTER. NOT A LOSECHESTER."
“YOU’RE A WINCHESTER. NOT A LOSECHESTER.”
- John Winchester probably said this at some point. (via a-bagel)
- John Winchester probably said this at some point. (via a-bagel)
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soundoffireinthedawn: X-Men: First Class: Deleted...
X-Men: First Class: Deleted scenes.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY CUT SUCH AN AWKWARD SCENE
DYING AT THIS PERFECT SCENE! OMG!
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drappleluv: goldenbug0: princess-potterheadxo: did she get a...
did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
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