I AM TRYING WOMAN
Ima write my own version…..
*ahem*
So then what had happened was Sherlock and John were looking at each other in that way they always be lookin like. You know that look. That “ooo baby I wanna get all up in yo stuff” look.
And then Sherlock was like “John.”
And John was like “Sherlock.”
And then they moved closer together and they were like all pressed up on each other n shit. Like you didn’t know where the other one ended and the other began unless of course you looked at their clothes and then okay yeah that was a bit of a giveaway but seriously these motherfuckers was close.
And then they were all kissin n shit and grabbing each other all over da place and damn John’s hands were all big and manly and just rough as fuck and Sherlock said
"Take me now, John"
and John said “Where?”
and Sherlock said “To Tescos, Da fuck you think I meant?”
and John said “Rude. ya know I could just leave without fucking you”
and Sherlock said “ORLY?”
and John said “RLY”
and then John left.. The end.