I posted the photo of the whiteboard I placed outside my office saying,”I’m sick. Very contagious. Run for your lives.” and this is how my friends responded. I really, really, really dig the people I call friend. I’ve chose wisely. Also none of these people know each other and I just find that neat. Incredibly different backgrounds but very similar mindsets when it comes to …well keeping people the hell away when necessary.
two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids
looks more like an orgy
someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is the most accurate description of the hp fandom’s reaction to the new movies that I’ve ever seen.
say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”
Feels incredibly old because it made me think of Jeffrey Tambor on the Larry Sanders show.
Before tonight I never thought a dick pic could cheer me up. Also my boyfriend is rather lovely to not be threatened by guys sending me dick pics. How many more times can I say dick pic in this post? um…. dick pic.
My BFF sent me a dick pick with the sherlock lives hastag on it because I’ve been sick and he knew it would cheer me up and yeah. I have special friends.
Porn.
This is so intriguing
Oh God why is everything Johnlock? Now I just want a fic where one of them tattoos the other and then they fuck.
Dear boyfriend,
I was 95% sure you were going to buy me this for Christmas. It would’ve been brilliant. I’d have put buttons on it and everything. I would’ve worn it and loved it.
You didn’t buy it. I mean yes you bought me lots of wonderful presents. But you didn’t buy me this. And so like those whiney kids on twitter. This is my “no white iphone, no ipad, no car” post.
It’s okay though.
You’re asleep on the couch.
and I just got my Christmas bonus.
I’m buying this hat.
Then sending you a link to this post.
Hi baby.
Guess what I just bought?
Love,
Me
P.S. OH SNAP LOOK WHAT I FOUND http://www.zazzle.co.uk/fanfiction+writer+gifts Ahhhh http://www.zazzle.com/fanfic+gifts
