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    The goal.

    I love this


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    So my friend showed these to me the other day. Some guy out there makes these little teddy bears for his mice RATS and results show that it is beyond adorable.

    I know the difference between a rat and a mouse okay; I just wasn’t thinking when I wrote this.

    This is officially the best thing I have ever seen.

    Did you hear that? That was the sound of my heart exploding.

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    i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply

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  • 01/19/14--11:22: suprchnk: life

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  • 01/19/14--11:30: Photo

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    Me: Okay based on that person's license plate, what is their job?
    Boyfriend: Openhouse? Erm...something to do with houses?
    Me: Well ,of course, but what?
    Boyfriend: I don't know ,baby. Just tell me.
    Me: Real Estate Agent
    Boyfriend: Oh yeah I was gonna say that. Person who shows houses.
    Me: Mmm
    Boyfriend: Do you know we have four bottles of spoiled milk in the fridge?
    Me: Yes. You should do something about that.
    Boyfriend: Guess I'll throw them out when I get home.
    Me: Sounds like a plan.

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  • 01/19/14--12:06: Photo

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    VH-1 interview, not sure if their embedded code is working, if it isn’t go here for the interview 

    this is the most adorable interviewer I’ve ever seen, aw

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    Ok Agnes I’ll rank ‘em.

    1) The Great Game
    2) A Scandal in Belgravia
    3) The Empty Hearse
    4) His Last Vow
    5) The Reichenbach Fall
    6) A Study in Pink
    7) The Hounds of Baskerville
    8) The Sign of Three
    9) The Blind Banker
    10) Many Happy Returns

    One day I am going to sit you down,  tie you up, and make you love The Blind Banker.

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    In the before time. In the long,long ago Mary was used as little more than a prop in most post-Reichenbach/reunion Johnlock. I hated that in so many fics. Though I know sometimes you simply need a character to be little more than a prop. I still felt bad when I and others did it. I wrote a little thing saying I didn’t think that Mary could be written well and cited ACD as a fine example of just that. But then the bitch shot Sherlock. So now I’m happily beta’ing a fic where Mary gets dropped in like the first chapter and I’m super okay with that.

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    I Don't Love You (And I Always Will):


    I Don’t Love You (And I Always Will) (27639 words) by WendyBird
    Chapters: 6/6
    Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
    Rating: Explicit
    Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mary Morstan/John Watson (briefly)

    Finally finished! Post-Reichenbach (ignoring all of Series 3, basically). Slightly AU/Magical Realism. Sherlock returns to find John has married and moved on. John refuses to forgive him for lying about his death, but Sherlock can’t quite accept that there’s not more to it than that. 5 times Sherlock read John’s mind and one time John read his instead.

    Couldn’t have done this without my amazing beta, agnesanutter. 

    If you haven’t read this story then you’re fuckin missing out. This is not the last time I’ll say it but it’s the last time today… maybe.

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    I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

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    I feel like the BBCOne Tumblr is trying too hard to make The Musketeers a thing (ready-made gifs etc). If it happens it happens. It should come from the fans and be boosted by the official account, not originate there. There was the same problem with Atlantis.

    Truer words have never been spoken.

    Um I feel like the BBCOne tumblr is doing their job….

    Edit: I feel like this comes off rather rude when I didn’t mean to be rude as much as state something that felt very obvious to me.

    The BBCOne tumblr (and other social media) account exists to publicize its shows. If they’re simply sitting there waiting for the fans to love something then whomever is running it is not doing their job. You may see it as “trying too hard” but it’s that person’s job to “try.”

    Not every show is a hit from the get go and advertising is many times needed to get the word out. Also not everyone makes gifs either so sometimes it’s nice when they (official accounts) do it for you (especially if it’s a smaller fandom without a thousand people clamoring to make gifs).

    I’m possibly sticking up for a giant here and I can admit that I do have friends that are social media specialists who are paid to run these types of accounts and it’s always a bit rude when people dismiss what they’re doing as “trying too hard” when it’s simply doing their job.

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    DAMMIT LARISSA!!!! Look at how he licks his lipsssss!

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    Found an autographed copy of Jonathan Franzen’s Freedom for 50p at the thrift store. I’ve put off reading this book for ages because honestly I think he’s a bit of a douche. I’m really interested to see what I’ll think about it.

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    “Facing it — always facing it — that’s the way to get through.”

    - Joseph Conrad  (via thatkindofwoman)

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    I once read “The ship chooses you.” But damn WTF was I thinking when I let it choose me?

    Sometimes Johnlock is so fuckin painful. Jeez.  

    And I think it’s painful because it really, really, really could be real. They could go there. They really could. In this day and age YES there is still a lot of shit surrounding gay characters but they can work in a show and honestly they could make it similar to Bones. One day they’re just a couple and life goes on.

    But Sherlock won’t go there. It’s illogical to think they would. For many, many,MANY reasons. One being that as a TV writer you don’t want to be known for writing THAT show. Because no matter what everyone says. It will no longer be known as Sherlock. It’ll be known as “That gay detectives show.”

    And though I and many would be SUPER DOWN for writing that show…. at the end of the day we all choose our legacies for a variety of reasons.

    But the annoying part of the whole thing is while they’re not making it real…they’re showing us a possibility of it. Although you can feel some queerbaiting element to it. I think it’s because they feel like

    a) they’re giving us a little something,something and isn’t that enough?

    b) it gives an interesting dynamic to the show that isn’t seen on others.

    But this isn’t a meta or a complaint.

    It’s just stupid whinge.

    Because I’m old. old as balls. Kids these days with their canon ships! *shakes fist*

    Back in my day you just lived with the fact that Xander and Buffy can’t ever get together.  And okay they’d make maybe one joke about Spangel. And if we get Scully and Mulder together then we’ll keep them apart in other ways….

    But ya know what? This is dumb.

    Of course it will never be canon, canon. But there is fanfic.

    Always fanfic.

    Focus on the fanfic.

    And done.

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  • 01/19/14--18:04: Photo

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    For dear agnesanutter

    NSFW version~ Yeah~ XD

    Oh so perfect. I love Rednavi! Every so often I’ll get a hit or it’ll pop up on my dash and I just smile and smile. Lovely.

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