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Hi, I’m April. My tumblr game is old as balls. I’m a menace. var sc_project=9360824; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="a06f04e4"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

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    "At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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    Oh, I don’t care what you expect or what they think. I’m gonna dance and dance! Tonight I wouldn’t mind dancing with Abe Lincoln himself.

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    Happy 90th birthday, Betty Joan Perske, a.k.a Lauren Bacall (16.09.1924) - (12.08.2014)∞ 

    “I’m not ashamed of what I am - of how I pass through this life. What I am has given me the strength to do it. At my lowest ebb I have never contemplated suicide. I value what is here too much. I have a contribution to make. I am not just take up space in this life. I can add something to the lives I touch. I don’t like everything I know about myself, and I’ll never be satisfied, but nobody’s perfect. I’m not sure where the next years will take me - what they will hold - but I’m open to suggestions.”

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    how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

    do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

    or do you swing it around to air dry

    I need to know


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    Fashion Do’s and Don’t’s, c.1940s

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    I wanna fuck so many of you

    Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

    what the fuck is a blt

    Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

    if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

    So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

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    theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

    a girl playing guitar

    a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

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    When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

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    Can you appreciate that this is an animated drawing of someone drawing and it’s fucking perfect.

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  • 09/17/14--04:35: GIVEAWAY RESULTS!!
  • voodooling:

    1ST PLACE: fawns-and-bees !!

    2ND PLACE: avengersageofultron !!

    3RD PLACE: agnesanutter !!


    Holy crap! I won something from one of my favorite artists! Yay!!!!!

    I await your message.

    Yayayay! Thank you!

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    So if you sent me something recently, it’s not actually me ignoring you. (shocking i know)

    It’s tumblr hating communication.

    Soooo re-send or let me know or you can always email me at




    or you can text me…..

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  • 09/17/14--15:49: Photo

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  • 09/17/14--16:41: Photo

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    By golly gee! I keep forgetting that Black people didn’t exist until the Fresh Prince of Bel Air came on television! Or that Black people existed in anywhere else than Africa even with slavery going on :) My apologies.

    Anyway, here’s proof that Beethoven was Black:

    "… Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making Spain their capital—for some 800 years.

    In order to make such a substantial statement, presentation of verifiable evidence is compulsory. Let’s start with what some of Beethoven’s contemporaries and biographers say about his brown complexion:


    (Louis Letronne, Beethoven, 1814, pencil drawing.)

    "Frederick Hertz, German anthropologist, used these terms to describe him: ‘Negroid traits, dark skin, flat, thick nose.’

    Emil Ludwig, in his book ‘Beethoven,’ says: ‘His face reveals no trace of the German. He was so dark that people dubbed him Spagnol [dark-skinned].’

    Fanny Giannatasio del Rio, in her book ‘An Unrequited Love: An Episode in the Life of Beethoven,’ wrote ‘His somewhat flat broad nose and rather wide mouth, his small piercing eyes and swarthy [dark] complexion, pockmarked into the bargain, gave him a strong resemblance to a mulatto.’

    Beethoven’s death mask: profile and full face

    C. Czerny stated, ‘His beard—he had not shaved for several days—made the lower part of his already brown face still darker.’

    Following are one word descriptions of Beethoven from various writers: Grillparzer, ‘dark’; Bettina von Armin, ‘brown’; Schindler, ‘red and brown’; Rellstab, ‘brownish’; Gelinek, ‘short, dark.’

    In Alexander Thayer’s Life of Beethoven, vol.1, p. 134,  the author states, “there is none of that obscurity which exalts one to write history as he would have it and not as it really was. The facts are too patent.” On this same page, he states that the German composer Franz Josef Haydn was referred to as a “Moor” by Prince Esterhazy, and Beethoven had “even more of the Moor in his looks.’ On p. 72, a Beethoven contemporary, Gottfried Fischer, describes him as round-nosed and of dark complexion. Also, he was called ‘der Spagnol’ (the Spaniard).

    Other “patent” sources, of which there are many, include, but are not limited to, Beethoven by Maynard Solomon, p.78. He is described as having “thick, bristly coal-black hair” (in today’s parlance, we proudly call it ‘kinky’) and a ‘ruddy-complexioned face.’ In   Beethoven:  His Life and Times by Artes Orga, p.72, Beethoven’s pupil, Carl Czerny of the ‘School of Velocity’ fame, recalls that Beethoven’s ‘coal-black hair, cut a la Titus, stood up around his head [sounds almost like an Afro].  His black beard…darkened the lower part of his dark-complexioned face.’


    Engraving by Blasius Hofel, Beethoven, 1814, color facsimile of engraving after a pencil drawing by Louis Letronne. This engraving was regarded in Beethoven’s circle as particularly lifelike. Beethoven himself thought highly of it, and gave several copies to his friends.

    Beethoven, the Black Spaniard

    (read more here)

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    Baron Vaughn (x)

    The change of caption fonts was a magnificent touch

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    jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

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    “nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.”

    - I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

    This is good advice for any age.

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  • 09/18/14--17:55: cAN YOu NOT…

  • cAN YOu NOT…

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    raceswap buffy the vampire slayer (all credit to this wonderful post)

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