cinemagraph - wait
Another elephant in the room.
Isn’t it amazing how when John is nervous or scared he clenches his hand but here (on the run from the police, in a strange woman’s apartment) he is just chillin.
cinemagraph - wait
Another elephant in the room.
Isn’t it amazing how when John is nervous or scared he clenches his hand but here (on the run from the police, in a strange woman’s apartment) he is just chillin.
"What’s the most heroic thing you’ve ever done?"
"Wash the dishes without being asked."amen.
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I’ve just started watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I cannot get the fantasy of Anthony Head as Rupert Giles bending me over a desk in the library, spanking me and using me as his dirty little fucktoy.
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
The iPod was released Oct 23, 2001. This one made it to Oct 24, 2014. Goodnight, sweet prince.
Awwwwwwwww
The absence of women in history is man made.
How petty
just look at babe ruth’s face tho
so confused
so lost
i love it
pure hater shit
Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of.
From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:
"I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day."
Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.
A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”
TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard
These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”
They gave up.
They couldn’t handle it.
Losers.
Teenage girls are amazing.
allthatulovewillbcarriedaway replied to your post: Okay but I have a serious Johnlock que…
Totally agree it was John. Sherlock had to have followed not too long after though.
Yeah. I think so too. I could read a fic about both of their first times doing it. Then the awkward conversation in the morning as they try to avoid their omg i need to go find it or write right frikkin now.
acafanmom replied to your post: Okay but I have a serious Johnlock que…
John. All that guilt-ridden repression has to go somewhere.
Ahh yes. I like you. And it was so full of shame and self-loathing but it ended with the most mind-blowing orgasm of his life. God I kinda dig it.
befluffle replied to your post: Okay but I have a serious Johnlock que…
John. But what if he had erectile dysfunction along with the bad leg when he came back, and didn’t realize he was functioning again until he was laying in the mess he made on the bedspread with the image of Sherlock still floating around his head?
oooo head canon accepted. Maybe that’s why he was so desperate to get it off with Sarah. He had done the deed thinking about Sherlock and that was what ya know “cured ” him (magic healing penis thoughts ha) and then he was like. omg wtf is this. i have got to fuck a lady vagina soon. and enter sarah in the blind banker.
mid0nz replied to your post: Okay but I have a serious Johnlock que…
Sherlock naturally.
Oh man. You were the only person who said Sherlock. I HAVE TO KNOW YOUR REASONS. PLEASE??? This is information the world needs to know.
acafanmom replied to your post: allthatulovewillbcarriedaway replied t…
I totally wrote this orgasm in a fic. :)
well now i have to go find it. any help in pointing me towards the right fic of yours?
Oh.My.God.
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
What.is.happening.
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
the fact that this is shocking is saddening.
acafanmom replied to your post: allthatulovewillbcarriedaway replied t…
I totally wrote this orgasm in a fic. :)
well now i have to go find it. any help in pointing me towards the right fic of yours?
It’s here, but to save you time, here’s the orgasm:
Oh God. I’m a lil bit light-headed. I liked that. A whole lot. Thank you.
Jesus Fucking Christ, this.
This should be required for every parent of a creative kid.
Normally the zen pencils cartoons make me want to punch people, but this is important.
women of African descent they NEVER show you…