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Hi, I’m April. My tumblr game is old as balls. I’m a menace. var sc_project=9360824; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="a06f04e4"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

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    No, I want to go, but I… I don’t think I can.

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    Someone asked me to do a tutorial for this graphic, so here it is.

    For this tutorial, you’ll need

    • Photoshop (I’ll be using CS5 Extended)
    • Basic Photoshop skills


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    Ugh. Where is that dark bilbo and dark Thorin art at? I’ve been thinking about it for months. It was really well done. And it was an AU if bilbo had kinda caught the gold sickness too and stayed with Thorin. anyone know?

    Edit: OMG found it.

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    So lately I was having those crazy Dark!Erebor AU plot-bunnies. Like, what if Thorin died in BoFA and Bilbo has instantly gone completely bonkers with grief, to the point that he actually summoned something REALLY BAD with his ring and force of will. Thorin is resurrected but it’s not a happy miracle but an act of Necromagic, so the dwarf king isn’t the same person he was before. Same goes for Bilbo who literally sold his soul to bring the dwarf from the dead and the price he must pay is to continue living as a vessel for the Dark Power he evoked.  That evil thing is cunning to act discreet enough so nobody notices the difference at first. Thorin is crowned as a King of Erebor and though he manages to revive the kingdom to its former glory, his policy borders on cruel and downright despotic. And not one of his brutal decisions made without the knowledge and lead of the Halfling who follows Thorin like a vicious shadow and instigates him to rule with an iron fist and violently punish everyone who goes against his will.
    I’d imagine Thorin chopping heads off while Bilbo, the sneaky fucker, cuts some bitches in dark corners  when the insurgent dwarves  keep attempting to kill them both or sabotage their ruling.
    So, like, Erebor becomes a base of Mordor and biggest threat to whole Middlearth.
    lol, i guess i’ll just take my pills and go to sleep K BYE

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  • 01/13/15--06:51: Photo

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    Tom Hiddleston on how he started his acting career.

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  • 01/13/15--15:22: *cough* sooooooo
  • *cough*


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  • 01/13/15--15:35: the best tweet.
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  • 01/13/15--15:36: Photo

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    So in an experiment I sent the text “Send me your best selfie” to 24 peeps.

    A few people auto sent them. (cool kids)

    A few people asked why

    A few people said to give them some time to pick one out.

    And one person….

    One person sent me THREE!

    I won’t say who…

    but I love you.

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    *applauds you all*

    Oh yes! One of my favorite fics is by someone who apologized so much for her poor English but it was such a good fic because the story was good and that shone through. Honestly the things you guys do is amazing. I have so much respect for you. You’re brilliant. Thank you for being in my fandom.

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  • 01/13/15--16:29: I love tests.

  • I love tests.

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    me when my mom takes me to any social event and I have to pretend to be interested:


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    me, a virgin?? that’s silly. i have tons of sex. i love putting my penis into
    *looks at smudged writing on hand*

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  • 01/13/15--19:15: Spy (2015) [x]

  • Spy (2015) [x]

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    "gotta spend money to make money" i say as I purchase anti-virus software for mac so i can continue pirating videos and watching porn

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    "When I was a child, girls would never wear trousers. But then women’s lib came along and they started to wear them all the time. So I figured, if women are allowed to wear trousers, men should be allowed to wear skirts. That’s liberation too, right? So I started with a kilt and realised I quite liked it. After that I tried other skirts. I now I wear them regularly. Not all the time mind you - just whenever I feel like it.

    People sometimes tease me and ask why I am wearing a woman’s skirt. But look at me. I am quite clearly a man. So this is not a woman’s skirt. It’s MY skirt. It’s a man’s skirt.”

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    I love comparing the Avengers actors twitter bios because on the one hand, there’s Mark:


    And then you have RDJ:


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    Carol Channing’s Playbill Twitter Takeover

    beyond wonderful

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