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    I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.

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    Ok, so, a friend of a friend was at some fancy schmancy party in NY, and she was getting majorly creeped on by two older guys- they had her basically cornered and she was getting really uncomfortable. So, she scans the room, and who does she see but motherfucking Aziz Ansari. She makes a solid moment of ‘Dude help me’ eye contact, and Aziz comes over to her - this person he has never met in his life - and he’s like ‘Hey girl! Been so long, what’s up!’ and gets her away from them. He then proceeds to check on her a few times for the rest of the party to make sure the creepers don’t come back.

    Tldr, Aziz knows girl code and is an A+ person.

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    Terry Pratchett

    I swore I wouldn’t reblog any pictures of Death taking Terry.

    And then Chris did this one and made my cry all over again, so fuck it. Just this once.

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    “37 out of 16,017 welfare applicants tested positive for drugs.”

    - Tennessee’s plan to prove everyone on welfare is addicted to drugs continues to be an epic failure
    (via micdotcom)

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    “You will evolve past certain people. Let yourself.”

    - Mandy Hale, The Single Woman (via simply-quotes)

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    #He’s like a damn Disney prince

    #who sleeps with all the other disney princes

    that’s probably the most accurate tag

    And let’s face it, he’d get them all…

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    I really warmed up to this show and she’s a big part of why.

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    Bessie (2015): Tease -HBO Films

    Starring Queen Latifah, Tika Sumpter, Michael K. Williams, Mike Epps, Mo’Nique, and Khandi Alexander


    *prays that they don’t overlook her bisexuality*

    Her bisexuality is NOT overlooked AT ALL!!!!

    have you seen it?

     No, I haven’t because it doesn’t air until May16.  However, based upon these character profiles, they’re not shying away from Bessie’s bisexuality.

    Tika Sumpter is playing Bessie’s lover, Lucille.  

    Monique is playing Ma Rainey, her other lover.  

    Michael K Williams plays her husband, Jack Gee. 

    Mike Epps plays her lover, Richard. 


    OMG!! Representation in so many ways. My heart is so happy

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    Back to Cali

    Throwing a trusty oversized chambray over a teeny crop top and knotting something (a split maxi, perhaps) to show a little skin.

    Lulu Linden

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    We agree that this gifset was utterly necessary to make, right? Right.

    Glad we’re on the same page.

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    HP + HP cast related questions in Daniel Radcliffe’s Reddit AMA (27 Oct 2014, 2pm EST)

    "probably sirius. or lupin. any of the characters my dad used to hang out with."

    MY DAD

    MY DAD

    M Y D A D 

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    The Irish have apparently climbed on the Sherlock parody bandwagon. :)

    Surelook and the Case of the Arse Bandit! Must see.

    It has a part 2 as well?

    The Moriarsey guy nailed the impression imo!

    Oh my dear lord, was this made the day that all the drugs were legalized? Hahahaha.

    Moriarty is the best part of this, hahahaha!

    This is amazing. It’s… Wow this is so Irish.

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    Joss Whedon’s beef with Budapest and shawarma 

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    CRAZY SEXY COOL | 1965

    ——- Nina Simone, Pittsburgh, PA, 2065.  Photo by Charles “Teenie” Harris

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    man, that AU where thorin dies in bilbo’s arms is so fucked up

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