Jesus H. Christ! The two-hour premiere of History’s The Bible scored 13.1 million viewers and a 3.3 demo rating, thoroughly smiting everything on the major broadcast networks last night.
I wonder if it was any good….I meant to watch but ya know..didn’t.
HOW THE FUCK IS EVE WHITE?
YEAH YEAH
WHITE
WHITE ASS EVE
THAT IS WHO SHE IS
WHITE ASS EVE
PERK ASS BOOBS WHITE ASS EVE
OMG WHY AM I ALL IN CAPS
AND THOSE TEETH BETTER HAVE LOOKED LIKE SHIT TOO
OMG ARE THOSE HIGHLIGHTS IN ADAMS HAIR?
I AM GOING NUTS
ARGH!
This is where one of my atheist friends will point out it’s all fake any way so who cares….but I do…I care.
